DM – A cosmetic surgeon is facing charges of attempted murder and kidnapping after he allegedly waterboarded his mistress in a bath tub after becoming enraged over a Facebook message posted on her page. Dr Orlando Llorente, 41, from Miami, Florida is said to have pushed Leanne Sauma’s head down a toilet and then forced a rag into the mouth of while pouring water over her head. According to the affidavit, Dr Llorente subjected the victim, 36, to almost 16 hours of abuse and torture in an apartment before driving her to a CVS where she escaped from his car. The horrifying ordeal is thought to have been sparked by a post on Ms Sauma’s Facebook page last month though details of what the message said or showed has not been released by Miami police.  According to the police report, Dr Llorente, angered by the post, grabbed his mistress by the hair and dragged her into the bathroom on April 21st. The police report reads: As the defendant bangs (syc) the victim’s head on the floor, he demanded that she tell him the truth about the Facebook message.’

 

Plastic surgery, mistresses and domestic abuse…that’s what Miami does!

Look, this guy is obviously a piece of shit. But at the same time I can’t help myself from kinda being impressed with the originality of his abuse. Waterboarding? Who waterboards people? The CIA and Dr Orlando Llorente, that’s who. He could’ve slapped her. He could’ve punched her or thrown her down the stairs. But nah. He went with the waterboarding. Pretty unique. Just doing domestic abuse like nobody has done it before. And we also don’t know what the Facebook post said. There is the possibility that it was terrorist activity…