Source – A Mississippi mayor accused of misusing taxpayer money to buy personal items, including at a Canadian sex shop, was indicted Tuesday on embezzlement, false pretense and making fraudulent statements charges. Southaven Mayor Greg Davis has been under scrutiny since November 2011, when the Mississippi Auditor’s office told him to repay $170,000 for allegedly improper billings, including travel, food, liquor and one bill for $67 at Priape, described on its website as ‘Canada’s premiere gay lifestyle store and sex shop.’ Authorities said Davis has paid back some of the money, but still owes about $73,000. After the allegations of improper spending came to light, Davis announced that he is gay and said he and his wife had divorced. Some of the money that the auditor’s office ordered Davis to repay had been spent on counseling for Davis’ family. In October, Suzann Savage Davis filed a lawsuit against 26-year-old hairdresser Jansen Fair for $1million over claims his gay affair with her husband broke up her marriage.

 

Thought you could sneak the gay sex shop in there huh? Just sandwich it between a bunch of other seemingly normal embezzlement charges like gas and liquor. Hide the Penthouse in between the Sports Illustrated so to speak. Didn’t think anyone would notice that you spent $67 at Canada’s premiere gay lifestyle store and sex shop, ay? Wrong. The jig is up, Davis! Hand over the money and dildos! Surrender the cash and anal beads! You won’t be embezzling or shopping at luxurious rubber cock stores anymore!

But how about this dude’s wife suing the boyfriend claiming that he’s at fault here. Like he gayly seduced her husband or something. Umm I don’t think that’s how it works. Don’t think Greg Davis went in for a trim one day and left craving balls off the chin. And you’re suing for $1 million? Look honey I know gay men have considerably more disposable income than us heteros but a million from a hairdresser? Seems a little outlandish to me. I think your family has already done enough money grabbing from people who can’t afford it.

PS – Jansen Fair has to be the gayest name in the history of the universe.