DM - A mother in New Jersey was arrested for child endangerment after she took her pale five-year-old daughter to a tanning salon, where the child received severe burns all over her body, authorities say. The child’s kindergarten teacher called authorities after she noticed the painful burns when the girl when to school. Now her mother, Patricia Krentcil, 44, is facing felony child endangerment charges for allegedly sneaking her fair-skinned, red-haired daughter into the tanning booth.

Yup! This might be our easiest “Does this look like the face of…” of all time. Obviously this lady pops her kid in the oven. She gets it. Pale chicks are gross. All pasty and doughy and shit. No thanks. Hey, beauty hurts. That’s why chicks wear heels and pluck their eyebrows and slap on underwear that gives them a Colonoscopy. You don’t wanna die an old spinster, do you? Then soak up some choice UV rays and work on that base for your teenage years. Carcinogens are hot as fuck. Don’t put on any SPF, third-degree burns are in. Tan lines are not.


Editor’s NoteThis story was already blogged twice today.  Feitleberg went for the hat trick.  Moral of the story.  Read the Superblog if you don’t want to miss a story. It’s the best single page on the Internet. Sometimes I won’t blog something because I know our other guys already did.