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HYANNIS — A newlywed couple’s honeymoon got off to a rocky start Monday when they were forced to spend their first night as husband and wife in separate jail cells. The bride, Marissa Ann Putignano-Keene, 22, of 77 Winter St., Hyannis, was charged with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon — a car — after she allegedly tried to run over another woman and that woman’s son. The other woman later told police that she had previously been in an intermittent intimate relationship with the groom. The groom, Timothy Keene, 37, also of 77 Winter St., was charged with disorderly conduct and taken into protective custody. Keene is a Level 2 registered sex offender and was convicted of lewd and lascivious behavior in 2000. That woman told police she had just left work and was cutting through the parking lot, accompanied by her son, when the newlywed couple drove by. The woman told police Putignano-Keene rolled down the driver’s side window and began swearing and using sexually-charged language. The woman said she and her son were walking away when she heard the car engine roar and saw the car heading directly towards them, causing them to jump out of the way. She said Putignano-Keene then backed the car up, turned and in the process crashed into a fence behind Alberto’s Ristorante, which backs onto the parking lot.

I love how the chick who almost got run over is trying to play little Miss Innocent here. Like she just happened to cut through the parking lot at the exact time her ex boyfriend and his new fiance were leaving their wedding ceremony. Give me a break honey. You wanted them to see you. You wanted to stir things up. You wanted to remind him what’s he’s missing. Hell he’s probably the father of your son. So spare me the sob story about how you were just minding your own business and got run over. I mean it It doesn’t take a genius to figure out there was a lot more going on with this love triangle. That’s what happens though when the groom is a level 2 sex offender. Chicks just won’t give up prized dick without a fight.