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DECEMBER 1–A Wisconsin teenager who described herself as a “skank agent” is facing felony charges for allegedly using Craigslist to rob prospective johns looking for sex. According to a Circuit Court complaint filed yesterday, Samantha Stubbe, 17, last month placed an ad in the online classified site’s “Adult Gigs” section offering sexual favors in return for an apartment. After men were lured to a Fond du Lac motel for a purported liaison, Stubbe’s male friends attacked them and stole their money. Stubbe, pictured below in the mug shot at right, was aided in the scheme by Stevi Smet, 18, who served as the female decoy outside the motel. Smet is pictured below at left. When questioned by police, Stubbe admitted orchestrating the strong-arm robbery scheme, but told Detective Steve Kaufman that “she would not consider herself a pimp but a ‘skank agent,’ meaning that she was an agent with skanky friends.” Since state criminal codes do not address skank agentry, Stubbe was charged with soliciting prostitution and armed robbery. Smet, also charged with armed robbery, is facing a prostitution rap for allegedly having sex with a man who answered the Craigslist ad.

 

First of all am I the only one who had to read this story like 5 times to figure out exactly who was who and what happened here? All that lecturing at Salem State must have really drained my brain power.   Usually I have a steel trap mind when it comes to skanks but not today.  Anyway I don’t want to rain on Samantha Stubbe’s parade here but if we’re going to start calling every girl with skanky friends a “skank agent” then every chick in the world would  automatically be skank agent.   I mean what girl doesn’t have skanky friends that sleep around? That’s just what being a girl is all about. So sorry honey, but that rationale doesn’t fly for me. Regardless though I appreciated how she let the guys get laid before she robbed them.  That’s a nice touch that you don’t see too much of nowadays in the smut trade.