Dailybreeze – Professional skateboarder Jereme Rogers said Wednesday he was sorry for disturbing his Redondo Beach neighbors this week when he “ate some `mushrooms’ and bugged out,” preaching naked on his rooftop. Rogers, a high school dropout who attributes his skateboarding skills to God, was eventually grabbed by police officers and brought down from his precarious perch. “It obviously was not an everyday experience,” the 24-year-old athlete said. “It was a very out-of-body experience. I’ve never had an experience like that.” “It was obviously something I shouldn’t have done,” Rogers said as he rolled a marijuana joint in his bedroom. “It was just something that happened.” “I literally was walking on the edge,” he said. “They said my balance was amazing.” Rogers, a native of Boston, was voted TransWorld Skateboarding’s 2006 Rookie of the Year. His sponsors include Billabong, DVS, Royal Diamond, Modern Wheels, Monster Energy Drink and Boost Mobile, according to a profile on about.com’s skateboarding page. The article said Rogers dropped out of high school to pursue skateboarding, and is a very outspoken Christian. “In interviews he has no problem talking about how he got his skill in skateboarding from God, and then dropping an F-bomb. Jereme Rogers has a clean image and is a role model to skaters all over the planet.” Rogers did not smoke the joint in front of a reporter. He said it is well known among his fans that he is a user. “Yeah, I’m rolling weed,” he said. “I have a medical card. I’m a weed smoker.”

Do me a favor and Cue the motherfucking duckboats already! Yup yet another world championship for Boston. I tell you it’s just one fucking thing after another around here. World Series, Superbowls, Cup Stacking, Jeopardy and now skateboarding….Wait a minute. What did this article say? This dude bugged on shrooms and got arrested for preaching naked on his rooftop? Are we sure he didn’t win the X Games or something? Ok never mind then. I guess I just got ahead of myself.  When I saw this guy was from Boston I just assumed he won some type of World Championship or something. My bad. On the bright side though he is a great Christian. That’s got to count for something right? So do me a favor and Cue the Christian Rock Band instead!


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