WBZTVA Taunton man is accused of running a ring that stole more than $100,000 of merchandise from 28 CVS stores in the area.  Raynham police raided 43-year-old Michael Brennan’s home Tuesday. They found more than $100,000 worth of diet supplements, toothpaste, razors, electric toothbrushes, women’s products and several other items. Investigators say drug dealers stole the items from CVS stores and then sold them to Brennan who then sold them at local flea markets and on eBay. “This was sold all the way to China,” said Raynham police chief Louis Pacheco.

I swear to god everyday that goes by I realize more and more I’m in the wrong fucking business. I mean here I am trying to entertain people like a monkey for chump change while this idiot is running a 6 figure shoplifting ring consisting of stealing toothpaste from CVS and selling it to China. I mean if I put in half as much time into being a crook as I do into blogging I bet I could make serious bank. I certainly wouldn’t be sitting here with my fingers crossed hoping NY Barstool takes off so I can afford my wedding. Fuckin A. Everybody knows the money is in toothpaste. So stupid….