Huff – A Portland, Ore. man allegedly placed a pen camera on a co-worker’s desk to spy on her using a breast pump, Portland Police said. Russell Kent Gordon, a tech specialist at natural resources consulting firm Mason, Bruce & was arrested on Friday for second-degree burglary and invasion of privacy after the co-worker found the spy pen and notified her supervisor. Gordon, 44, was fired the next day. Sgt. Pete Simpson, a Portland Police spokesman, said the victim found the digital recording pen in a cup on her desk and realized a USB drive was attached to it, The Oregonian reported. Gordon pleaded not guilty to all charges in Multnomah County Circuit Court on Tuesday. His next hearing is scheduled Feb. 6. He was released from Multnomah County Jail on recognizance.

 

Dude gross. Of all things to watch a chick do, pumping milk out of her nipples has to be like third worst. Any act a woman does that is in any way related to birth or kids makes my dick go droopy. And I also have this weird thing where I don’t like drinking milk from anywhere except the fridge at my house. Don’t trust restaurant milk or milk from random fridges. So between my hatred for infants and my hatred of foreign milk, lactating tits are a certified cock softener.

But where do I get one of these spy pens though? Because don’t get me wrong, I’m not discounting the use of a spy pen. Thing has potential. I don’t think I’d even use it so much for creeping on chicks as I would for hard-hitting investigations. Like, for instance, did my roommate open the clean dishwasher, take out what he needed, then close it back up like he was never there so he doesn’t have to unload it. Cause I know he fucking did…I just know it.

Anyway, open your eyes Russell Kent Gordon, tech specialist, and stop beating it to tit milking you weirdo.