TCPalm – Barbara Hall and her 45-year-old boyfriend told police the situation soured as they were having sex and she asked him to get the olive oil. The boyfriend told police they were having relations when Hall asked him to fetch the olive oil from the kitchen to use as a “sexual lubricant.” “When (the boyfriend) returned with the olive oil, Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray,” the report states. “Barbara believed (the boyfriend) misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam that he knows. The boyfriend said he had sex with Pam while he and Hall were “broke up.” That, she said, started an argument. He said Hall hit him repeatedly and that she threw the olive oil bottle at him, hitting his head.

Bravo Internet! Bravo.  Like if you didn’t break into a slow clap reading this story than you have no soul.   It was that good. Just when you think the internet may have lost it’s fast ball it crams a 109 mph heater right down your throat.

“Can you get the Pam? Yeah I fucked Pam. So what? We were on break!” Hahaha…

PS – You know it’s a great story when the fact this couple is using Pam as a lubricant doesn’t get top billing.