Does This Look Like The Face of A Woman Who Asked Her Boyfriend To Get The Pam Cooking Spray To Use As A Lubricant During Sex And The Boyfriend Got Confused And Admitted To Fucking A Chick Named Pam So She Beat Him With The Pam Cooking Spray? DO YOU INTERNET! DO YOU!
TCPalm – Barbara Hall and her 45-year-old boyfriend told police the situation soured as they were having sex and she asked him to get the olive oil. The boyfriend told police they were having relations when Hall asked him to fetch the olive oil from the kitchen to use as a “sexual lubricant.” “When (the boyfriend) returned with the olive oil, Barbara asked if he had also brought the PAM cooking spray,” the report states. “Barbara believed (the boyfriend) misunderstood what she had said, and commented on a girl named Pam that he knows. The boyfriend said he had sex with Pam while he and Hall were “broke up.” That, she said, started an argument. He said Hall hit him repeatedly and that she threw the olive oil bottle at him, hitting his head.
Bravo Internet! Bravo. Like if you didn’t break into a slow clap reading this story than you have no soul. It was that good. Just when you think the internet may have lost it’s fast ball it crams a 109 mph heater right down your throat.
“Can you get the Pam? Yeah I fucked Pam. So what? We were on break!” Hahaha…
PS – You know it’s a great story when the fact this couple is using Pam as a lubricant doesn’t get top billing.
Will you please fix this fucking website? Blogs that appear to have been written by “posted.” Comment sections that don’t appear. Smokeshow galleries that are “not found.” Pop up ads all over the place (that apparently cost thousands of dollars a month) that make visiting the site on my phone impossible. Just a complete and total clusterfuck. Clean it up you greedy Jew!
I guess you have to be a dirty jewbag to find this funny
I wonder if you can actually use Pam as lube?
this lady looks like she had a great pussy that works just fine (maybe even a squirter) so im going with the assumption that this guy was about to get some anal and he fucked it up big time
Cooking spray AND olive oil??? That is either one dry shriveled up puss or homey is working with a Lousiville slugger to get in that ass. Good lord!
I’l bet you’ve had the same trouble when asking for the Ben Gay.
how’s the power hour doing bro?
^ the powerhouse couldn’t have went any better he’s gonna post the audio at 3 can’t wait to hear it
Power hour**
what kind of wild swine use olive oil as a lubricant. Good god, i just threw up in my mouth.
LOL @ CPS, you know its killing elpres
^when first lady was asking for the Ben Gay.
Honest mistake. Like the time Pres admitted to tossing Lambert’s salad when his wife asked the hidden valley ranch.
^nice. And A+.
Funniest story in a while. Not the comments necessarily but the story itself. Priceless!
Scottbaio ftw