Does This Look Like The Face Of Something That Was Arrested For Shoplifting In Arizona?
Arizona – Mug shots aren’t meant to capture a suspect’s good side, but this Arizona man wasn’t working with much to begin with. Jacob Isaiah Goff was arrested Dec. 4 in Maricopa County, Ariz., and charged with shoplifting and removal of goods, according to the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office. It isn’t the first time he’s been arrested. Last year, Goff was arrested in Phoenix for fighting and disorderly conduct. Goff wasn’t exactly photogenic in his last appearance before the Maricopa County Sheriff’s camera, either.
HEEYYYY YOUUUUU GUUUUYYYSSSS! Real life Sloth in the motherfucking house! Seriously have a bigger neck and smaller chin bro. Disproportionate features on a hundred thousand million. And how about running a comb through your hair every once in a while? At least make an effort? And is that one tooth I see hiding in your mouth? Old chomper? Sweet look homie.
I guess Arizona wasn’t lying when they said they have a problem with aliens. Ahhhthankyou.
Neil’s mother?
Looks like Walter White’s first lab assistant.
Jan Brewer?
Shoot it! SHOOT IT!!!!
Guess that creature
Jacob Isaiah Goff, fucking Hebe city.
It’s a fucking catfish right?
Meth’s a hell of a drug
Big Cat’s face?
crystal meth is a hell of a drug
That image is going to haunt my dreams for the foreseeable future… dude looks like some kind of retard/rooster/slug hybrid cooked up in Dr. Mephisto’s lab
Kill it with fire.
Steven Tyler has really hit the skids.
inbreeding’s a motherfucker
of course he’s stealing, would you want to confront that thing? I’d steal shit all day if I was him
I mean it
Dad?
Better then most of neil’s smokeshow selection
wasn’t that thing in the movie 300? he’s still recovering from that sword through the eyeball, leading to a loss of muscle mass
Tough break, champ.
Thats Jerry’s illegitimate bro……….Horton
“Mug shots aren’t meant to capture a suspect’s good side, but this Arizona man wasn’t working with much to begin with”
was funnier than anything you wrote
fucking smeagol. he was just looking for ‘his precious’.
This dude is laser show, fucks bitches better than JMac for sure.
Get this guy a mock turtleneck stat
running my fingers through that hair for dayyyyyyyyyyyyys
He’ll be acquitted once the judge finds out that he was stealing a mask.
Neil told me that his cock is gorgeous though.
damn wrong turn
Justin Bieber
He looked in the mirror that morning and said “I look good”
Dad?
dude looks like Edgar from mib
This is the result of cloning Pauly Shore
This is the result of cloning Pauly Shore
This is the result of cloning Pauly Shore
This is the result of cloning Pauly Shore
If I was cursed looking like Sloth on Meth… I would find the tallest bridge in Arizona, and take a swan dive leap.
Considering that he’s 107 years old, I think Larry from the 3 Stooges looks decent.
One of American horror story’s doctors sadistic experiments.
Jeezus Christ…That’s some mix between Mac and Me and The Hills Have Eyes ..Aliens and Inbred Atomic Freaks banging out in the desert.
What the fuck was Prez doing in Arizona?
This guy definitely has sex with animals
Might want to get those lymph nodes checked out bro.
i haven’s posted on here in a while but this guy is the mother fucking cockroach insect in Men in Black “Sugar I need Sugar” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BmYoMIrYZxI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xtOkNZK-m4A
Gollum! Gollum!
He wants the precious. Always he is looking for it.
who let kneel out of his cage
Steve Buscemi?
Good luck finding other guys for the line up.
The other day I wrote that every morning I get out of bed and fall to my knees and thank the flying spaghetti monster that I was born a white, Anglo-Saxon ethnic, non-denominational, American, male. Guess I’ll have to update this to include not being a living prehistoric fish-thing.
Bueller….Bueller
Pres are these the pictures of the first lady taken on your wedding day? Just precious photos plus she clearly has dick sucking lips.
poor prick.
Worst rock em sock em robot costume ever
Worst rock em sock em robot costume ever
Worst rock em sock em robot costume ever
Worst rock em sock em robot costume ever
Worst rock em sock em robot costume ever
I wasn’t talking to you.. i was talking to that squirell over there ….
I wasn’t talking to you.. i was talking to that squirell over there ….
I wasn’t talking to you.. i was talking to that squirell over there ….
I wasn’t talking to you.. i was talking to that squirell over there ….
A mix of Kneel and Gary Shandling.
I wasn’t talking to you.. i was talking to that squirell over there ….
I wasn’t talking to you.. i was talking to that squirell over there ….
Mental issues…assholes
Laziest blog ever! Way too easy to make fun of this guy
nuclear power plant child
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That dudes face definitely unzips
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uh i wouldnt wanna fight this guy
Poor guy, they should have given this fuck face anything he wanted. Damn
You never pick on the uncontrollable. Basic humor “JMac”.
I’m not sure this guy could get laid even with Warren Buffet and Bill Gate’s bank accounts combined.