Arizona – Mug shots aren’t meant to capture a suspect’s good side, but this Arizona man wasn’t working with much to begin with. Jacob Isaiah Goff was arrested Dec. 4 in Maricopa County, Ariz., and charged with shoplifting and removal of goods, according to the Maricopa County Sheriff’s Office. It isn’t the first time he’s been arrested. Last year, Goff was arrested in Phoenix for fighting and disorderly conduct. Goff wasn’t exactly photogenic in his last appearance before the Maricopa County Sheriff’s camera, either.
HEEYYYY YOUUUUU GUUUUYYYSSSS! Real life Sloth in the motherfucking house! Seriously have a bigger neck and smaller chin bro. Disproportionate features on a hundred thousand million. And how about running a comb through your hair every once in a while? At least make an effort? And is that one tooth I see hiding in your mouth? Old chomper? Sweet look homie.
I guess Arizona wasn’t lying when they said they have a problem with aliens. Ahhhthankyou.