Does This Look Like the Face of the Biggest Squid On the Planet?
Forbes – Watching the London Olympic Games, I am particularly focused on the 17 Olympians from Princeton University. I am rooting wholeheartedly for them and all the other collegiate athletes on the U.S. squad. But as an incoming high school senior and an overoptimistically hopeful, athletically unexceptional Princeton applicant, I know that like athletes across the nation, Princeton’s Olympians were probably given preferential access to their university. The recruitment of elite athletes from grade school onward is degrading our entire educational system, and it bodes ill not only for me and other academically oriented high schoolers but, more important, for America’s children and our nation’s future.
Most of us are taught that we need only perform well academically to get into college, but the uncomfortable reality is that America’s institutions of higher education give athletes special access at the expense of gifted students. Kids are not stupid. High schoolers and younger students and their parents see the commonplace success that athletes enjoy in college admissions, and kids understand that athletic prowess makes them far more likely to be admitted to a top school than does academic excellence alone.
What does this mean? It doesn’t encourage students to excel academically. Rather, America’s universities have brazenly created a perverse incentive for kids to focus on athletics from a very young age. After it becomes clear to a child that athletic skill maximizes his chance of being admitted to the college of his choice, that child will understandably focus on getting better at a sport.
How many millions of kids are steered toward sports early on in the hope of attaining admission to top colleges only to find that they aren’t good enough, and that in the pursuit of athletic excellence they’ve neglected their academic goals and aspirations, perhaps irrevocably? And why, in the first place, should a rower or a football player be valued four times higher and singled out years earlier than an academically comparable piccolo player or aspiring physicist or debater?
This week I am cheering for all collegiate Olympians. But when London 2012 ends, I’ll go back to hoping that Princeton admitted their competitors for their academic merit more than for their athletic prowess—for my own sake and for America’s.
Hey squid, what you’ve just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Seriously it’s not often that I’m left speechless by an article, but this squid left me totally and utterly speechless. I mean did he really say the reason kids start playing sports as children is to try to get into college? That sports are ruining this country? Huh? Newsflash squid kids play sports because they love them. Not to become rich or famous or get into Princeton. It’s just what young heterosexual boys do. Girls play with dolls. Guys play sports. We’re programmed to love it. It’s in our DNA. You play for glory, for fun, to be cool, to fuck bitches and to stick squids like you in lockers. If you’re really good you can play for money. But nobody and I mean nobody plays because they think it will get them into fucking Princeton.
And sports isn’t ruining this country either. Sports teaches kids discipline, work ethic, teamwork and how to overcome adversity. If more kids would get off their asses, stop skateboarding and stop playing video games the world would be a better place. The problem with this country is squids like you blaming all their problems on other people. But you wouldn’t know anything about taking responsibility for your actions because you’re a drama club geek.
But that’s not even the point of the blog. Let’s forget how preposterous all this is for a second. The bigger question is why was this article published on Forbes? That’s the most shocking part of all this right? Like when did Forbes start publishing nonsense from high school kids? When did they become bleacher report? Very odd. And if this is what our nations youth has become god help us all.


Trying to set a Guiness World Record for number times using “squid” in a blog? Most terrible word that you use. Just tell this idiot to apply for nursing school and then change majors after his first semester.
You need new material
Colleges are businesses like anything else. If letting in a kid from Texas who runs a 4.3 fourty and is 6’5” 240 pounds will increase spectator attendance, they’re going to let it happen 10 times out of 10. It’s america kid, move to canada if you don’t like it
CALLING COTC CALLING COTC
i need this kids email
i’m an athlete at princeton and we’re literally praying this kid gets in so we can rip him apart
but in all seriousness that was the worst article ever, the major d1 schools wouldnt exist if it wasnt for sports, this nerd can get his doctorate in physics from texas becasue the football team rakes in billions
dude you’re killing the whole squid thing. rocket power started that shit and you’re overusing it and making it unfunny you fat kike.
Colleges are pretty clear that academic performance is not the only qualifier for admission you fucking squid face.
Well then there must be a shortage of heterosexual boys lately because team USA has mostly women on its team. Most of the medals for US are being won by women too. I hope this isn’t a sign we starting to raise generations of pussies like this lame-o.
who the fuck is this kid or anyone to say that he deserves to go to college more because he can solve calculus problems over a kid that can score 25 points a game in basketball or run a 4.4? There are millions of people in the united states and in every part of the world that are just as smart if not smarter than this kid, there are not millions of people that can dominate collegiate athletics.
@princetonguy when you say you’re an athlete at princeton does this mean you squash or row, faggot?
The dickhead is just jealous. Plenty of people are rewarded for academics only. He probably got waitlisted at Princeton or won’t get in… and blames the athletes. The rewards and incentives for student-athletes don’t take away from non athlete students… just because Suzy is on a 4 year scholarship because she is a star soccer player doesn’t mean she is holding you back.
Schools with big time sports programs pay their own scholarships. You think the Princeton baseball team pilfers money from non-baseball revenue for their scholarships? No, the baseball team makes enough profit (ticket sales, merchandise….)…. also, the atheletic programs help fund things outside of athletics…
Sure, some college athletes have rocks for heads are some of the dumber schools… who cares?
Short version: This guy is a squid.
This man has no penis.
@allthegoodnamesweretaken — Women in the US have more training grounds, and take sports more seriously than other countries…. hence the dominance of US Women. Some other countries also give women full equal resources (Canada, UK, Australia)… but most of the world still underfunds women’s sports.
Any country in middle east just have token women so the IOC won’t ban them
China and Japan breed women for sports, but being short is a problem.
squid’s facebook: https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1719592348&sk=info
What a weakkneecap’d pussy!
Cornell Alum, 2-Time All-American, Academic All-American…go fuck yourself squid…and fuck Princeton…
I hope his entire high school football reads this and shoves him in a locker.
Is that Neil pre-cancer and baldness?
when I saw this headline I thought for sure it’d be your 5-7 hockey playing douche intern “Delo”
As a former Ivy League gnarly motherfucker I can say this kids article is 100% incorrect. Yeah, I played football (and my dick is huge) but that only got the school to look at me. I still had to get a 3.9 GPA and a 1400 on my SAT to even get an opportunity at admission. Basically this sphincter is pissed because he spent all his time studying and not getting laid, and is now pissed off because shocker, some of are just awesome at everything. You go ahead and sink all your effort into getting straight A’s and high test scores, and I will continue to work on being the fucking man. News flash asshole, school is easy, you know what isn’t, sports. This stuck up little assclown is going to get a rude awakening by Princeton’s (assuming they are still admitting Farvas) atheletes and I hope I am there to see it. Fucking NARPs (nonathletic regular people), I can not stand them. GO QUAKERS!
^Cool story, bro.
1400 on your SAT’s is terrible
Prez, I caught the Billy Madison reference, but not sure if all your readership will and it could come across as if you are trying to make it your original material.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5hfYJsQAhl0
I bet this kid got picked last at kickball, behind the asthmatic and the kid in the wheelchair… fuckin’ pussy!
This Guy obviously never saw the social network, because without those Athletic Olympic Rowers, we still might have myspace accounts. This kid obviously doesn’t know that some of the most successful businessmen in the world are form atheletes.
Colleges like Princeton don’t want every Asian that got a perfect score on their SATs. Ivy league colleges want brilliant people who also have an expertise in a field (Community Service, Math-alete, Student Gov) . So college admissions favor students that volunteer in Africa, just as much as the favor athletes. The only difference is there are a smaller pool of athletes that are smart because its so damn hard to be good a both academics and athletics. This guy needs to step outside the library and breath the fresh air of reality
@rapestand. You sir are an assclown
@nixtysine. You are a fucking NARP, homo
Thank god for you, Rapestand.
hey rapestand, who is Adam Sandler?
This Princeton faggot is basically wildmanpete, but he is actually intelligent. Both are faggots though.
This kid is a fucking communist. Fuck all that noise about students being admitted solely on the criteria of academic achievement. This ain’t China. Different people excel and different things and in America people are recognized for those things that they excel at (as long as it’s not selling drugs or raping people or something like that). The point this kid is missing is that universities like Princeton admit students based on a point system. Athletic ability no doubt holds just as much weight as artistic ability and academic ability, to name a few. Not to mention, race and gender unfortunately probably hold certain weight values in determining admission, but that’s a whole different argument. This is ‘murica. Fuck this commie squid.
Ivy League schools (and Stanford) want the most well-rounded kid they can get – and then since they get to see them all, the BEST well-rounded kid.
This kid is not one of those.
1400 on your SAT used to be good for us old people. 1600 was tops.
Still an awful fucken story you squid hardo
And the pussification of America continues. My buddies and I taught chicks how to do sleeper holds on dweebs like this in gym class.
^^^This man blows goats…I have proof
This kid is probably the next Craigslist killer… just gonna read books and study and get no pussy until one day, he just snaps and starts killing hookers…
@Rapestand, I pray to god that you are trying to be the most sarcastic person on earth, if not then you are a sad soul
topher- your a fucking idiot. 1400 is great. Not all of us are 15 years old. When people who are now adults took the SAT the perfect score was 1600. Now you little rugrats have a new system and scoring. Hey, i think i can hear your recess bell ringing, time to get back to ring-around-the-rosie
PS- I hope this fucking glee club faggot gets his ass kicked by the people who actually can play sports and are not members of the LGBT club of whatever shitty school this squid goes to.
Rapestand has to be the most clueless fag ever
Does this look like the face of a narp king contributing to the pussification of America?
Does this look like the face of a narp king contributing to the pussification of America?
Billy Mads FTW
His nickname in high school was “Tinkerbell”
This was often construed as “Tinky” or “Tinks”
Also, he is a huge fan of bluebs