Does This Look Like The Face Of The Director Of Massachusetts Highway Safety Who Has A Driving Record As Long As My Arm?
Boston – Her driving record includes seven accidents, four speeding violations, two failures to stop for a police officer, one failure to stay in her lane, one driving without registration or license in possession, and one driving without wearing a seat belt. When she was nabbed for speeding in New Hampshire in 1999, she failed to show up at her hearing, records show. Until Nov. 1, her license was on nonrenewal status for failure to pay local excise taxes. There are 34 entries on her driving record, dating back to 1982. Yet Sheila Burgess is director of the Massachusetts Highway Safety Division. Her mission is to reduce accidents by promoting good driving practices. She oversees public campaigns on the dangers of speeding, texting while driving, driving while impaired, and failing to wear a seat belt, among other hazards.
Burgess’s most recent crash occurred on Aug. 24, as she was driving a state vehicle during work hours. At 1:16 on a sunny summer afternoon, her car veered off the road in the Blue Hills Reservation in Milton and slammed into a rock outcropping, a State Police report says. Burgess was appointed to her $87,000-a-year position in July 2007, without any background in public safety, transportation, or government administration. Her experience was in Democratic Party politics. For almost two decades as a paid consultant and congressional aide, she had raised money and advised candidates for public office, including — according to her resume — Lieutenant Governor Timothy Murray, who had taken office six months earlier as part of the new Patrick administration.
Women drivers doing it big again! Gotta love this broad telling everyone in Mass how to properly drive while at the same time playing real life GTA just smashing up her car and trying to outrun the cops and shit. You really can’t find a better definition of the word hypocrite. But the thing is, having a chick director of driving safety is inherently flawed. Bitches can’t drive. We saw the video Pres posted the other day and we’ve seen a million others just like it. Women are unguided missiles behind the wheel. So it’s not even that I blame Sheila Burgess for having a driving record as long as my arm, it’s just that I don’t want this double-chinned road terrorist telling me what to fucking do. Like until you stop demolishing rock outcroppings and ignoring the speed limit maybe shut the fuck up about how I’m supposed to drive? Seems rational, no?
But I mean this is Massachusetts where incompetence is always rewarded with a high-paying government job. Par for the course on Beacon Hill. Hey, let’s take the worst driver in the state and make her the authority on driving safety! Sounds about right. Here’s your $87,000 a year and complete immunity from ever paying a ticket again. Now go make sure people wear their seat belts even though you never strap one across your fat tits. Excelsior! I’m telling you, women drivers and Mass government – the two gravest threats to our safety that we face today.