Does This Look Like the Face of the Masshole Chick Who Ended Ocho Johnson’s Marriage & Football Career?
RadarOnline – The short-lived marriage of Basketball Wives star Evelyn Lozada and NFL player Chad ‘Ochocinco’ Johnson may have come to a violent conclusion on Saturday when he was arrested for allegedly physically attacking her, and now RadarOnline.com can exclusively reveal that she was right to suspect him of cheating after a Boston woman claims she had a heated affair with the former New England Patriots player. Beverly Shiner, 30… dated Johnson from January until May this year, during which time Evelyn was elbow-deep in wedding plans – and she claims that the unabashed adulterer didn’t even try to hide his deceit. After first making contact by following him on Twitter, Shiner claims that 34-year-old Chad sent a personal message to her with his number inviting her out for dinner… When he was at the Super Bowl (on February 5) in Indianapolis, he was texting me and saying he was missed me,” she confessed, even though Evelyn was at the big game with him along with his children… “It wasn’t just a one night thing, he always said he wanted to move in with me, and said if he had I’d be pregnant by then. He kept asking if I wanted to have more kids… He said, ‘I’m not doing anything different than what every other man is doing,’ he thinks it is fine to cheat. I feel he was completely disrespectful and he led me on,” she said bitterly.
Because I’ve always prided myself on the fact that my relationship with the Stoolies is based entirely on trust and honesty, I’m going to level with you. When the story first broke about Johnson and his wife having a fight over a condom receipt, I assumed the whole thing was a Reality TV publicity stunt. No more real than Throwing Wine and staged to generate buzz around “Hard Knocks” and that show Ocho and Ev were getting. And I wrote a whole blog calling shenanigans on them both. Because they’re Reality TV Attention Whores and I don’t believe that anything they do or say is, well, Reality. But then he spent the night in jail, the Dolphins cut him and VH1 cancelled their show. Then I believed it was real and rewrote the blog.
Now? Now I don’t know what to think. I mean, the guy is on Hard Knocks and he give his wife a Hard Knock? He gives his wife a Shiner and it turns out he was banging a chick named Shiner? There’s just too many coincidences for my liking. And part of me still thinks Ocho’s going to reveal he was pulling a fast one for new show he’s doing. “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of This Lockup!” or “Fake Spousal Abuse with the Stars” or something. But I have Twitter friends that are good looking girls and I know for a fact that he hit on them in the exact same way she’s claiming. So I do believe this chick’s story. I guess.
One thing I do know for certain in all this, is I’ve never, ever felt better about the Patriots cutting a guy than I do now. I mean, look at this low rent skank. THIS is what you get out of 3.5 million Twitter followers? Seriously, does Beverly Shiner look like Patriots WAG material to you? Not only did Cinco not lnow the Pats playbook ON the field, he never knew it off the field either. Foxboro is a place where winners are wanted. Where you’re expected to bang like a champion. The Patriots want guys to bed actresses half their age, breathtaking cougars, stunning porn legends, Hooters Hall of Famers and world class supermodels. Not skinny White trash, gold-digging Masshole babymamas like Beverly Shiner. So good riddance, Chad Johnson. Maybe if you were more focused beating the Giants instead of texting this Utility Grade slab of beef, we’d be hoisting Banner 4 next month. Every day that goes by, the gladder I am you’re gone. @JerryThornton1



i hope you die in a fiery car crash.
Sum it up in one paragraph nerd
does every blog need to be 65 paragraphs, Flanders?
Wait, a chick who was screwing an engaged guy feels lead on and is saying how terrible he is for cheating? Talk about the pot and the kettle.
She’s a hard 6. This one leaves me scratching my head.
STFU and learn to read fast.
Here you go morons. The El pres shortended version because I know how difficult three fuckin paragraphs is.
“Is this chick serious? Get out of my face with this. Masshole SWAG for DAYS. Like does she really think she’s fooling anyone? Harrdoooo. Ochocinco FTW”
Is that easier?
Who keeps a receipt for condoms? What were you going to do Ocho, return them? Somewhere, a village is missing its idiot. Enjoy lockdown ass-nozzle.
She kind of looks like Skeletor.
She’s a flippin slut. Nothing wrong with that… she just is. She knew Ocho had a wife/fiancee….
Ocho is a fucking moron. Don’t marry a women who is on a reality show based on gold digging athlete fuckers.
@CivilianAgency: You forgot to mention how she totally just “cuckholded” him. Solid nonetheless, though.
Put this chick up next to Bianca Wilfork and she’s a smokebomb.
Thanks for the “Knee Jerk Reaction” version to Chad Johnson. Jesus that was long
If you’ve ever been on a whale watch, you know that people will spend good money and take a day out of their lives to see these majestic creatures. “Ooh!” they’ll say, “Behold the magnificent Humpback. Behold the gentle grace of his movements. Gaze upon his mighty fluke, each as unique as any fingerprint.”
And underneath the whale are a bunch of barnacles. Now, no one who came to gaze and wonder at the whale notices the barnacles. But to the little crustaceans themselves, they’re very important. The argue amongst themselves who got to the whale first. Some think they’re better at barnacling than the other barnacles. And they criticize the whale and spout opinions about how he should be feeding, swimming, mating and raising his young. But no one besides them notices what they say. Or cares.
(For those of you too stupid to get the metaphor, we’re the whales. You guys are the barnacles.)
^fuck you
https://www.facebook.com/beverlyshiner
Valiant effort with the analogy Larry, unfortunately humpbacks take shits larger than you.
god if he was really banging this chick, what is his deal?! Not only is she barely attractive enough to get my attention when completely blitzed at a bar, but she has multiple kids!? what the fuck Ocho!? I’d turn this down and I’d expect most marginally attractive men would do the same.
this is unfathomable
Bitches, if you’re fucking a married or engaged dude, you keep your mouth shut the entire time. Just because shit blew up and it went public, that doesn’t mean you’ve got a free pass to run your fucking mouth to the media. There needs to be some honor restored to the whoring game.
I’m adding Ocho to my death pool.
so he had an affair with Olive Oyl
Cool I’m a barnacle!
jthornton – making shit get real in a hurry.
I would bet that skank Shiner here was starstruck and would say and do the most wretched acts known to Chad’s dick at the drop of his pants. No doubt.
Lastly, any dude named “Chad” is a dickhead.
So when Bengals receiver Chris Henry died falling out of a pickup truck, he came back as a white woman to fuck with Chad? I’m so confused…
The thing I just can’t understand is how in the hell one could be so careless? I mean I respect the man for still slayin’ it while engaged and all; I would expect nothing less from a pro athlete. However, take some pride in your craft……leaving a condom receipt behind as evidence is amateur hour at its finest.
If you check out this slam pig’s Facebook page (well, the portion available for stalking), you’ll see she is a mother of two who is dying for ay kind of male attention. She probably got a response to something she tweeted to to Chad and/or attended one of his fan dinners. No way Chad fucked this pig. She needs to show some proof, and her stretched out gash won’t suffice. I assume Evelyn headbutted Chad, and this bitch lied to her friends and is trying to keep up the charade. Oh, and if Chad is putting up Megatron-style stats, no one would give a fuck if he headbutted Evelyn WHILE plugging this tranny’s hemorrhoid.
lets all consider the fact that he’s on a reality show, if the cameras were around this day, they could have seen him throw away his condom receipt, and just taken it out of the trash, put it on Evelyn’s nightstand and waited for the blowup, of course the blowup would have cost this PA his job on the show, but its all in the name of good TV
Another great blog Jerry…Keep it up.
Ocho clearly has a serious confidence problem for doing chicks like this, you only get a pass when you bang them in a big pig pile just to get your numbers up. Deserved to be cut….
the post is TOO DAMN LONG