I swear to god if I find out the name of the porcupine who did this to Bella I’m gonna fucking choke his ass out.   Like chill out bro.   You were in Bella’s back yard.  She was probably just coming over to say hello, offer you some lemonade and invite you inside to play and this is how you say thank you?   You fire a shit load of porcupine needles right into her grillmix?  Seriously who the fuck does that?  Bella was still probably sitting there wagging her tail trying to win you over even after it happened.    Fucking Porcupines have a lot to learn about hospitality I’ll tell you that much.

PS – Hot minx vet assistant get at me.   I love dogs.