if the Mayor's race was a beauty pageant I'd never lose http://t.co/WJiGdEzSAz
been in the store for 3 days bro. #figureitout @g_24_c: @stoolpresidente you're slacking on the krug shirts #figureitout
I'm wearing jeans 3 sizes too small because the light in my closet broke and I can't find shit now. #mogulproblems
It's Official. The Rangers Stink http://t.co/h68ZTvg54V
RT @mikedaly2: @stoolpresidente and a dark MSG to boot...seats upstairs has to rival a rainy day masters nap right?
You know what? The more I thought about the reader email regarding the Note Game and how it supposedly got that kid laid by Miss Universe the more intrigued I became with it. To the point I had to give it a whirl. Safe to say I think I just flipped the note game on it’s head….
#1 Sophie Turner
#2 Jenny Dell
#3 Candice Swanepoel
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didn’t think it could get any worse than Jerry’s mario blog.
let’s just do the right thing and not comment on this one guys
gold
That was hilarious
Pres, if I was watching channel 5 news one night and it said that David “Jew mogul” Portnoy passed away, I would laugh and proceed to take a piss and smoke a bowl like nothing happened because you sir, are a loser.
A Blog.
Solid blog.
I am surprised you didn’t squeeze in a plums reference
Yes, Domers, this is a blog.
awful, just awful
somehow you come across as even dumber that i previously thought
you just reminded me of my favorite childhood saying: “so funny i forgot to laugh”
Dear Justin, the story of us, “Say it!” “NO” “SAY IT” “… I HAVE BEIBER FEVER” (prez get’s railed by Beiber)… call me, elportnose
So sick of Dell and Turner. Two ugly chicks that got great boob jobs.
Sophie Turner = JOFA…good equipment, bad bucket
Looks like you outkicked the coverage on this one Pres….
Gotta give props for using a Bounty Paper Towel…..
after all it is “The QUICKER picker upper”
Why are you trying to fuck Jenny Dell with a parking cone?
most productive lunch ever
What’s worse, your drawing skills or your blogging skills?
A++++ BEST BLOG YOU EVER WROTE!!…..who did you steal it from?
Pres made me laugh…The world must really be coming to an end.
let it be said – after i read this..
i spit out my coffee and
..i wasn’t even drinking any..
1. Prez 2. KFC. 3. Big Cat. Kill the rest
I like how you incorporated your giant schnozz.
Just couldnt stop laughing at this last night had to come back and read it again this morning. A++++++