Don’t Mind Me, I’m Just Giving A Lecture At Salem State Today On Life.
I’m only posting this blog as a traffic advisory to anybody who may be travelling on the North Shore this lovely Tuesday morning. Just as a heads up you’re probably going to experience some heavy delays around 9:30am so leave plenty of time to get to your destination. Because in case you haven’t heard I’m giving a guest lecture at Salem State on sports journalism, blogging, and life. And rumor on the street is that it was like Krzyzewskiville out there last night with kids camping out to make sure they got great seats for this once and a lifetime experience. I guess it just totally ground traffic to a halt. So for that I aplogize. Oh and for any young precocious coeds planning on attending feel free to dress like a slut and throw yourself at me. After all that’s why I do stuff like this. It’s not for the money. It’s for the kids.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 12/1/09, 9:45 am |
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Nothing on the Salem State calendar and no indication on the blog as to when this shit starts. (9:30am, but you posted this at 9:45?)
any chance for a live feed of this event?
Haha, good luck at Salem St at 9:30. I don’t think those 13th graders make too many classes before noon. Better luck with a 6 AM class at Bunker Hill.
It comes as no surprise to me that the only morons willing to listen to you lecture on anything are State school kids.
Hopefully it’s not an English class.
“How do I reach these kiiiiiddddddssss????”
Salem State is somewhere in between Florida State and the libraries in state prisons.
may your hats fly as high as your dreams
» Real Munson said: { Dec 1, 2009 – 10:12:42 }
“How do I reach these kiiiiiddddddssss????”
BAHAHAHHHAHAHAH. nice work my friend
I can see the power point now:
How to be a genious like Me:
1. Dont be afraid to be riske
2. Always check your grammer
Do they have the internet at Salem State?
I’m sure the faculty at Salem State who oversee the booking department (who probably didn’t want a smut peddler speaking) love the fact that you say “feel free to dress like a slut and throw yourself at me” the morning of the presentation.
I’m from Swampscott!!! I bet my maid makes more than your professors!!!!
hmmm….Com 325…this should be good.
http://ssccom325.blogspot.com/2009/12/special-guests.html
Was Taylor Jackson there? Did she yell at you for being poor? http://salemnews.com/punews/local_story_310213758.html
I’m also assuming that Bernie Madoff will be following you with his lecture on Business Ethics?
WTF. I would have had a reason to skip all my classes today. Damn. Guaranteed all of Salem State would have come to this wonderful event. Come back for the speaker series
Once AND a lifetime……. LOVE THEM WOLVERINES!!
fuck. What time is this party starting? The one event that I would have actually gone to and they don’t tell us when it starts. fuck.
Salem State is the BC of the northshore.
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