How about this motherfucker trying to give a serious speech about the importance of reading at the 50  second mark of this video. Hey newsflash bro…. you’re dressed up as fucking Lady Gaga right now. So maybe now isn’t the time to break out your Miracle speech. Just saying. Also old is this principal? Besides the fact he’s dressed up as Lady Gaga he looks like he should be a junior at Umass working a landscaping job for the summer.

PS – No chance these kids read 13,000 books. This is like that pizza reading scam they had when I was in elementary school. I can’t even remember how it worked exactly but I just remember putting stickers everywhere saying I read everything so I could get my own personal pizza.