Dorchester Principal Dresses Up As Lady Gaga And Milks A Cow
How about this motherfucker trying to give a serious speech about the importance of reading at the 50 second mark of this video. Hey newsflash bro…. you’re dressed up as fucking Lady Gaga right now. So maybe now isn’t the time to break out your Miracle speech. Just saying. Also old is this principal? Besides the fact he’s dressed up as Lady Gaga he looks like he should be a junior at Umass working a landscaping job for the summer.
PS – No chance these kids read 13,000 books. This is like that pizza reading scam they had when I was in elementary school. I can’t even remember how it worked exactly but I just remember putting stickers everywhere saying I read everything so I could get my own personal pizza.

I have nipples Greg, could you milk me?
How about this motherfucker trying to give a serious speech about the importance of reading at the 1:50 mark of this video.
That extra footage must be in the director’s cut of this video to be released at a later date.
Irony is defined as YOU bashing on reading, when your whole existence is predicated on US reading your website every day. Without reading, YOU’D be the dooshbag cutting my grass this summer. (Possibly while dressed up as Lady Gaga.)
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PS – The local TV news beat you to this story by 18 hours. Get on your game, son.
DooBAH, not every stoolie gets whatever TV station this was on.
The guy with the sunglasses that introduced Lady Gaga looks like the French guy from Transporter 2.
MILK THAT COW! MILK THAT COW! MILK THAT COW!
How about the dumb fuck who doesn’t realize he didn’t posted the video he is talking.