Dr Creepy Writes His 2nd Apology Letter In As Many Weeks For His Teams Sucking This Time To Liverpool Fans
I am as disappointed as anyone connected with Liverpool Football Club that we were unable to add further to our strike force in this summer transfer window, but that was not through any lack of desire or effort on the part of all of those involved. They pushed hard in the final days of the transfer window on a number of forward targets and it is unfortunate that on this occasion we were unable to conclude acceptable deals to bring those targets in.
But a summer window which brought in three young, but significantly talented starters in Joe Allen, Nuri Sahin and Fabio Borini as well as two exciting young potential stars of the future – Samed Yesil and Oussama Assaidi – could hardly be deemed a failure as we build for the future.
Nor should anyone minimise the importance of keeping our best players during this window. We successfully retained Daniel Agger, Martin Skrtel and Luis Suarez. We greatly appreciate their faith and belief in the club. And we successfully negotiated new, long-term contracts with Luis and with Martin.
No one should doubt our commitment to the club. In Brendan Rodgers we have a talented young manager and we have valued highly his judgement about the make-up of the squad. This is a work in progress. It will take time for Brendan to instill his philosophy into the squad and build exactly what he needs for the long term.
The transfer policy was not about cutting costs. It was – and will be in the future – about getting maximum value for what is spent so that we can build quality and depth. We are avowed proponents of UEFA’s Financial Fair Play agenda that was this week reiterated by Mr Platini – something we heartily applaud. We must comply with Financial Fair Play guidelines that ensure spending is tied to income. We have been successful in improving the commercial side of the club and the monies generated going forward will give us greater spending power in the coming years.
We are still in the process of reversing the errors of previous regimes. It will not happen overnight. It has been compounded by our own mistakes in a difficult first two years of ownership. It has been a harsh education, but make no mistake, the club is healthier today than when we took over.
Spending is not merely about buying talent. Our ambitions do not lie in cementing a mid-table place with expensive, short-term quick fixes that will only contribute for a couple of years. Our emphasis will be on developing our own players using the skills of an increasingly impressive coaching team. Much thought and investment already have gone into developing a self-sustaining pool of youngsters imbued in the club’s traditions.
That ethos is to win. We will invest to succeed. But we will not mortgage the future with risky spending.
After almost two years at Anfield, we are close to having the system we need in place. The transfer window may not have been perfect but we are not just looking at the next 16 weeks until we can buy again: we are looking at the next 16 years and beyond. These are the first steps in restoring one of the world’s great clubs to its proper status.
It will not be easy, it will not be perfect, but there is a clear vision at work.
We will build and grow from within, buy prudently and cleverly and never again waste resources on inflated transfer fees and unrealistic wages. We have no fear of spending and competing with the very best but we will not overpay for players.
We will never place this club in the precarious position that we found it in when we took over at Anfield. This club should never again run up debts that threaten its existence.
Most of all, we want to win. That ambition drives every decision. It is the Liverpool way. We can and will generate the revenues to achieve that aim. There will be short-term setbacks from time to time, but we believe we have the right people in place to bring more glory to Anfield.
Finally, I can say with authority that our ownership is not about profit. Contrary to popular opinion, owners rarely get involved in sports in order to generate cash. They generally get involved with a club in order to compete and work for the benefit of their club. It’s often difficult. In our case we work every day in order to generate revenues to improve the club. We have only one driving ambition at Liverpool and that is the quest to win the Premier League playing the kind of football our supporters want to see. That will only occur if we do absolutely the right things to build the club in a way that makes sense for supporters, for us and for those who will follow us. We will deliver what every long-term supporter of Liverpool Football Club aches for.
JOHN W HENRY
Is this all Dr. Creepy does nowadays? Sits in a dark room and furiously pens apology letters to the fanbases of all the teams he has destroyed? Tries to convince them that he isn’t just some greedy carpetbagger trying to make a fast buck at your expense. Like didn’t he just write the same exact letter to Red Sox fans 2 weeks ago? How long can this façade go on? The Fenway Sports Group is turning into a global menace. Just enslaving fans across multiple continents. This is no coincidence or fluke. This is what happens when owners have their hands in 97 different pots. BC football, Roush racing, Lebron James, the Red Sox, Liverpool etc. There is not enough time to give them all the attention they deserve. It’s becoming painfully obvious that Dr. Creepy is in over his head. The honeymoon period is over. Everything he touches is crumbling. It’s time for him to sell the Red Sox to somebody who actually cares about winning and not just the bottom line. Somebody who will give the Red Sox the attention they deserve. Not just hire henchman like the One Eyed Bandit to squeeze every penny out of us while we languish in last place. We deserve better. Liverpool fans deserve better. It’s time for Dr Creepy to pack up and get out of dodge and offer his trophy wife as tribute. (yes I saw Hunger Games this weekend)


Somebody who will give the Red Sox the attention they deserve.
Jack Kevorkian ?
Good lord, this letter was written in the tone of a dictator who just lost a war and is living in exile with his supporters and is regrouping to take power again. This guy scares te shit out of me.
P.S.: “Finally, I can say with authority that our ownership is not about profit. Contrary to popular opinion, owners rarely get involved in sports in order to generate cash.”
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Not that anyone here pays attention to it, but his NASCAR team is eating shit now too. Aside from LeBron, he’s having a bad year
“owners rarely get involved in sports in order to generate cash.”
Of course not, they do it to get trophy wives….
I hear Frank McCourt is looking to get back into the Boston professional scene.
Yea you can be mad at him for the Sox not making the playoffs, but to say he destroyed the team? You do realize he is the most important owner in team history. He won two world series.
“That ethos is to win. We will invest to succeed. But we will not mortgage the future with risky spending.”
Signed,
Josh Beckett, Carl Crawford, Adrian Gonzalez
Frank McCourt is the greatest mad genius owner ever in sports. He bought a team for 400 million. He and his wife uses the money the team makes to bankroll their lifestyle, meanwhile paying no bills. Gets MLB involved to help pay for the bills. Sells the team for 2 billion? FUCKING GENIUS!
You fuckin serious with that cedilla in “facade”, bro? Don’t pretend you’re all international. You’re still the most sheltered internet mogal I know.
It’s funny when your nicknames/phrases don’t stick, no matter how much you pound them into your blog.
“Dr Creepy”
“Diddle U”
“Hardo”
Good call Pres. Run the guy who brought two world championships to Boston in a 4 year span out of town. Typical pink hat ranting. Do they suck now? Yeah they suck but dopes like you that didn’t follow the team before 2003 probably don’t remember the old days of our big acquisitions at the trade deadline being the Dwayne Hosey’s of the world. Be grateful we have Henry and company and not the other guys that ended up close to winning the bid..McCourt and Dolan. Just let Jerry handle sports ok Hooknose?
“Liverpool fans deserve better”. No they don’t.
Liverpool are a small club now. Poor Stevie Gerrard. Glory Man United! Robin Van Persie, He scores when he wants!!
Surprised we haven’t had a blog about hunger games yet…
as a die hard Reds fan i can tell you this much. i fucking hate this ownership group.