LITCHFIELD, CT. —Connecticut police have arrested a teen, accusing him of selling marijuana and packing it in a Chicken McNugget box. Police said the teen and three alleged customers were nabbed after a police officer spotted some suspicious activity over the weekend. Police said the teen grew marijuana in his apartment and packaged the dope in McNugget boxes. The arrests came after one alleged customer was spotted coming out of the teen’s apartment building with the McNugget box. An officer said he found marijuana inside the box. Police said they searched the apartment and found more marijuana, a big bag of stems and drug paraphernalia. The teen pleaded not guilty to charges on Monday.

Wait a minute, was it a 6-piece, a 9-piece or a 20-piece? I mean we need to know exactly how much weed we’re talking about here. No wonder the newspaper industry is going out of business. Anyway, this kid’s got a lot of balls throwing one of the great American institutions of all time, the McNugget, under on the bus 3 days before the 4th of the July.  Show some respect for your country you little fucking punk.  This isn’t some Chinese sushi bullshit, it’s a box of Chicken McNuggets. Hey, why don’t you just take a dump on my Born in the USA album on Saturday night while you’re at it. How’s that sound?  Do me a favor, just sell your weed out of an old shoebox like everybody else. That’s the American way.