Dude Catches Neighbor Stealing His Shovel…Dude Snows Her Car In
We’re living in a society! We’re supposed to act in a civilized way! Now obviously the slut who stole the shovel got exactly what she deserved. I mean what type of maniac doesn’t return a shovel? You don’t have to ask permission to borrow it, but it’s an automatic return after you’re done. Automatic. Like this lady can’t have any regard for human life to pull a stunt like this. Just ruthless behavior. But having said that what’s up with this dude and his Fort Knox security system? Something ain’t right with him either. Seriously you got to be fucked in the head or hiding something to have that type of shit right?
how many fricken cameras did he have? like 16? seriously whats up with that
that is awesome, dude is def sketchy though
Fuckin David Wells. Just throwing perfect games drunk, and burying neighbors cars. No biggie.
he works for a security company, that’s a pretty solid reason to have the camera equipment.
He sells the shit. How is that any different than outfitting yourself in Balls Don’t Lie t-shirts everyday?
What better advertisement for his systems does he need than this? Wouldn’t be surprised if he paid that bitch to do this just so he could get on the news to pimp his security systems out.
they said he sells security systems…so it’s really not that strange…if I sold BMWs I’d probably own a few too
it says he is a surveillance camera salesman, so he should know his own product, makes sense for him to have Ft. Knox security. This is so great, I wish we had an interview with the woman so we could see how much of a cunt she is
Best commercial ever for his business.
True story
@FBGetMoney — do you even pay attention, he sells security cameras for a living. So obviously he has a complex system.
That chick is for sure Jewish
The guy has too much time on his hands, but the story was hilarious. Chick got exactly what she deserved.
All I want to know is how the fuck did it take her 4 hours to dig out her car
Ever heard of just putting the shovel inside?
Thats a sketchy neighborhood anyway
you got to leave the shovel outside that way snow doesn’t stick to it.
to much time- it probably took 5 minutes to bury her car with that sweet snowblower
Fucking idiots….typical Chicago people
good for him!!! i would of taken a dump on the hood of her car just for good measure!!
Kill the dog, bury in on the hood of her car.
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February 7, 2011 at 2:39 pm
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if i was in the security camera sales game i would have cameras all over the place. i’m a nosy motherfucker. this guy is a hero.
Ya, why would you not have the equipment that you sell everyday? Dude prob got it for free. Anyway, thats a great move. I fucking hate cunts like her, fucking false sense of entitlement. Unfortunately though, i really dont think it took her 4 hours to brush her car off.
Actually the guy lives next door to me. Humboldt Park is 99% Puerto Rican and 1% white guys like me and him. That’s why he has the security system.
Urlacher, you’re about 45 minutes from me…
Cunt
the dude has two daughters and said he is a security camera salesman. I would do the same shit if i were him. don’t want some woman with a little dog stealing my shovel and raping my daughters.
As per usual, El Prez is embedding effed-up videos in some whacked-out format that this 2003 Dell doesn’t recognize. So, I can’t see the video – again.
Nice touch, MannyRolls. Probably went right by the guy…..
Dude that woman is a cunt, flat and simple. Id do the same and then crap on her doorstep.
That bitch got what she had coming to her. If I was him and that shovel wasn’t back on my porch the next day she’d have 4 flat tires, fucking cunt.
the snowblower in the middle of the city must be making up for his small UNIT
way to copy deadspin yet again after posting how much you hate that site earlier in the day. do you get all your good stuff from deadspin or just most of it?