Source – We’re told time and time again that size doesn’t matter, but if we’re being truly honest with ourselves, it really, really does. Patrick Moote learned this lesson the hard way — perhaps the hardest way — when his girlfriend turned down his very public marriage proposal and cited his lack of testicular endowment as one of the reasons. But Moote decided to go BIG with his small size, and created a documentary called “Unhung Hero,” which is now on Showtime and out on DVD December 10. As they say, when life hands you a small penis, make small penis lemonade. (Just let that marinate for a moment.) He traveled around the world trying different techniques to enlarge his member and trying to find out if size really matters. We’re gonna go ahead and say yes.

 

Editors Note – Once again the only reason I published this was to embarrass poor, pathetic, naive, gullible Jmac.   Like the second I read the title of this blog I knew it was fake/publicity stunt.   I didn’t even have to read the blog or watch the video.   But then after seeing it I’m literally speechless.   How could Jmac think this was even close to authentic?  The fake proposal at sporting events routine is literally the fakest thing on the internet.  The only thing I can think of is that Jmac is reverse trolling me here.  Like he had to know this was fake and I was gonna rip him a new asshole and then he could jump out of my closet and scream “Gotcha!” or something.  There is just no other explanation how somebody who has already been reprimanded for constantly posting fake shit could actually fall for something this obvious.  Seriously how could there be no bells and whistles going off in his head screaming “SLOW DOWN JMAC!  BREATH JMAC!  HERE WE GO AGAIN JMAC!  THIS MAY NOT BE REAL JMAC!”   Or is he just that innocent/stupid/naive?

 

Man do I not envy this guy’s life. First he gets his balls stomped when his girlfriend throws the ring back in his face, and now the entire world knows that he has a small dick to boot. So how things going for ya bro? Pretty bad huh?

Listen there doesn’t need to be a documentary on cock size. Girls don’t like tiny dicks. No matter what any study or other bullshit says, if you’re dick is tiny then a girl probably isn’t gonna be too jazzed about it. Like there’s nothing a tiny dick can do better than a big dick. There are no advantages to it. And if you’re extremely well endowed, of course there are going to be some irrefutable laws of physics that make things difficult for you, but nobody is complaining about it being a tight fit.

Anyway, bottom line is that I don’t care if this dude’s documentary makes eighty kazillion dollars. He’ll never fully recover from getting his public marriage proposal turned down because he has a midget cock. If that had been me, I probably would’ve already became a hermit and moved to a cave dwelling somewhere in the mountains, emerging only to visit judgment free zones like the rub and tugs.

 

PS – Although credit where credit is due. Getting beat up by a bunch of naked Asians in a shower room because you’re filming their weiners is absolute dedication to a penis film.