LYCOMING COUNTY, P.A. (WABC) — The video may appear to be disturbing but this story has a happy ending. A supposedly lifeless body was found floating in a river, but things aren’t always what they seem. The man’s body was spotted in shallow water in Pennsylvania Thursday. Police and the coroner were on the scene to investigate a drowning. Then suddenly, the man sat up and looked perplexed by all the commotion. It turns out the man laid down in the river to cool off and he ended up taking a nap. “It was like lying on a cloud, I looked up at the clouds and I was lying on a cloud, and it was a wonderful thing,” said Joseph DeAngelo, the river napper.
I like this guy’s reaction when he woke up. Like what the fuck dude? Guy can’t nap in the river without everybody thinking he’s dead? Cut me some slack….