Dude Napping In Shallow Water Gets Mistaken For A Dead Body
LYCOMING COUNTY, P.A. (WABC) — The video may appear to be disturbing but this story has a happy ending. A supposedly lifeless body was found floating in a river, but things aren’t always what they seem. The man’s body was spotted in shallow water in Pennsylvania Thursday. Police and the coroner were on the scene to investigate a drowning. Then suddenly, the man sat up and looked perplexed by all the commotion. It turns out the man laid down in the river to cool off and he ended up taking a nap. “It was like lying on a cloud, I looked up at the clouds and I was lying on a cloud, and it was a wonderful thing,” said Joseph DeAngelo, the river napper.
I like this guy’s reaction when he woke up. Like what the fuck dude? Guy can’t nap in the river without everybody thinking he’s dead? Cut me some slack….

Have scientists been able to determine what exactly causes morning wood? Is just a coincidence that my dick is hard the moment I open my eyes, or does it stay hard all night?
^ Is it just a coincidence that you wake up with wood while your boyfriend has his mouth on your cock ? fag
@why is it red and swolen FTW!
^ you mad bro ?
Worst write up ever
Drugs FTW
This story would have been better if the guy was impaled by grappling hooks as they dragged him to shore. And then he died.
Dixon …. That made me laugh