Dude Perfect Are The Worst People On the Internet
I was so mad when people started tweeting this to me last night. That Johnny Football was in a Dude Perfect video. I knew all the squid blogs would start posting it like squids and eventually I’d have to write a blog about it. I despise Dude Perfect. Cue all the assholes being like “you’re just jealous” or you wish you posted it first blah, blah, blah. Yeah I’m jealous of guys who make trick shot videos. That it. Not like I’m King Kong of the internet or anything. I just fucking hate these guy. I hate trick shot videos. I think they’re dumb, lame and dumb. If you like watching trick shot videos I think you’re dumb, lame and dumb. End of story. If you like Dude Perfect get off my website and never come back. You don’t deserve me. Go finger yourself watching this on brobible, guyism, busted coverage or any of the million other sites who try to be us but can’t. I’m sure they loved it.
Goddy meet his husband on the Internet.
Dude Perfect should just use Renee’s snatch instead of the bball hoops
Wasn’t their first video like 4 years ago? Didn’t they grow up and get jobs already?
These guys look like they should be called Jewed Perfect.
you realize kmarko posted this yesterday right?
You need Edit Blog Perfect. That was a disgrace. Go “finger finger” yourself.
what was that great Lost Boyz classic called?
Don’t you get all of your material from other sites like that? Also i heard Renee loves Dude Perfect.
This blog was the Dude Perfect of trick grammar. And by trick grammar I mean shit grammar.
Doesn’t your website post trick-shot videos on regular basis?
Renee is fucking beat.
You truly have a beautiful wife Pres. Well done sir.
pres with the jealousy of a thousand suns
El Prez is right sadly. When LeBron’s douchebag kid is making douchebag trick shot videos, shit is played out.
That said, El Pres is pissed that they never made a video for him, blew up and forgot his name like Marbles.
Does this mean you are gonna fire Kmarko?
Those videos are as fake as Renee’s orgasms.
Only you could write a blog about how you’d never post something and then post it anyways, all about the page views
Seriously stop blogging all of this stupid fucking shit. Everyone has been retarded today.
Now give us a video of Renee sucking off a horse (and swallowing)
http://www.ryot.org/tinder-bender/58918
Feitelberg made the cut on a tinder article
shit i think i liked it… guess ill see u guys over on deadspin
Pres really hates dude perfect because they went and ran train on Renee and there was nothing the nose could do about it
Why so bitter today prez? Usually you are funny when being pissy…today you have just sound like a chick on the rag. Change your tampon and move on.
Saturday morning when PORTNOSE went to the lobby desk at the Parke Hotel, the desk clerk mentioned that Renee had already obtained her key and was waiting in the room. Portnose was scared but pleased that she showed up. In the elevator he began to wonder if he should have been so bold about expecting sex. What if she is too old or even worse, too young? What if she is unattractive? He quickly dispelled the latter because she had mentioned in one of her letters that she had seen him looking at her body.
When he opened the door to the hotel room and stepped in he could detect a hint of her perfume. Damn! Shalimar, his favorite. He knew someone who wore that all the time. He stepped into the living room and his suspicion was confirmed Renee was already on her knees sucking off a 1,300 pound horses gigantic erection. The nearly 14 ounces of horse cum was flowing from her mouth like a fountain.
Saturday morning when PORTNOSE went to the lobby desk at the Parke Hotel, the desk clerk mentioned that Renee had already obtained her key and was waiting in the room. Portnose was scared but pleased that she showed up. In the elevator he began to wonder if he should have been so bold about expecting sex. What if she is too old or even worse, too young? What if she is unattractive? He quickly dispelled the latter because she had mentioned in one of her letters that she had seen him looking at her body.
When he opened the door to the hotel room and stepped in he could detect a hint of her perfume. Damn! Shalimar, his favorite. He knew someone who wore that all the time. He stepped into the living room and his suspicion was confirmed Renee was already on her knees sucking off a 1,300 pound horses gigantic erection. The nearly 14 ounces of horse cum was flowing from her mouth like a fountain.
All the people you have been telling to leave your site today you are going to have nobody left. It seems you are confusing your viewership as greater than the common man. Renee jokes and dude perfect are for the common man.
this is the second time you told people to leave your website today…so cocky.
amen el pres amen..
Pres how big is your penis?
Lol
J/k.
Why is Pres filled with so much anger today?
brobible, guyism, busted coverage > barstoolsports
Someones on the rag today
I don’t think there were enough chest bumps and jersey ripping moves in this video
sounding a bit old and bitter for a 35-yr old blogger there daveymoobs.
They should put the amount of takes it took for each shot. I just don’t find edited trick videos impressive at all. Just wish I had the time to fuck around like that
They should put the amount of takes it took for each shot. I just don’t find edited trick videos impressive at all. Just wish I had the time to fuck around like that
They should put the amount of takes it took for each shot. I just don’t find edited trick videos impressive at all. Just wish I had the time to fuck around like that
They should put the amount of takes it took for each shot. I just don’t find edited trick videos impressive at all. Just wish I had the time to fuck around like that
Shows you what Dude Perfect knows about sports, stick to whatever it is you do, gay balls. If this is a “#football edition” what the bloody fuck is the basketball doing in the picture, cock breath? Not going to waste time even trying to watch that video.