I give this proposal a negative billion points. Listen I know that chicks can be a pain in the ass. I know god invented them just to cook, clean and fuck. But having said that proposing is a big deal. First Lady still says the day I did it was the best day of her life. That’s because I did it with class, prestige and honor that would make Sinatra proud. What I didn’t do was make it all about me. I wasn’t wearing a blond wig and lipstick and having my buddies light me on fire and then jump into a kiddie pool and shoot fire rockets all over the joint. Like chill out bro. This isn’t an audition for Fear Factor. So I’m saying this as a public service announcement to all our female stoolies. If your boyfriend lights himself on fire during any point of his proposal say no because he’s a selfish bastard and won’t treat you right.