DM – A frisky Florida couple got in legal trouble when drivers saw them having sex in a car while cruising down a state highway. The incident escalated when the couple realized that the neighboring car saw them mid-coitus, proceeded to tail their spectators, and then approached them while holding a gun. Suzanne Welker, 31, was allegedly performing oral sex on Ernest Gonzales, 27, while he was behind the wheel of his SUV and driving down I-95 on Sunday afternoon. Louis Carr was also driving on the busy highway with his girlfriend and 3-year-old son when they spotted Welker and Gonzales in the compromising position. ‘I point to my old lady, (Welker) looked across me about that time, she jumped up in the seat bare butt, mooned us through the window,’ Mr Carr told WJX-TV. Mr Carr and his girlfriend, Kristin Broughman, continued to watch the couple and then Gonzales saw that they had spectators. He proceeded to follow Mr Carr as he drove to his parent’s bar called the Redneck Country Club in Yulee, a suburb of Jacksonville. At that point, Welker and Gonzales got out of their car and approached Mr Carr’s vehicle. He could see that Welker was holding a semiautomatic handgun. Though there was some confusion when the two couples spoke in the parking lot, Ms Broughman says that Welker thought that they had taken pictures of the couple in the act, which they did not. Welker and Gonzales left the parking lot after a bar employee told Welker that the establishment did not allow guns. They were later arrested at their Fernandina Beach home.
Florida doing what it does best, taking normal situations and making them ridiculous. I’m starting to think they need their own tagline. Like TIA from Blood Diamond, TIF. Following a couple that caught you getting your dick sucked to the Redneck Country Club and pulling a gun on them seems absurd, but then again This is Florida. It’s America’s Australia. No one there is civilized. Can’t even catch a fellow motorist getting a hummer without him chasing you down to your mom’s bar and sticking a semi-automatic in your mouth.
PS – Suzanne Walker has a downright criminal dropoff between he profile pic and her mugshot