Sunsentinal - A Florida Keys man is accused of grabbing another man by his testicles and injuring him during a fight at a Super Bowl party, according to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office. Y Le, 27, faces aggravated battery charges in connection with the early Monday morning incident, the Sheriff’s Office said. The other man, Vinh Pham, 42, of Key West, faces battery charges for dislocating Le’s jaw, the Sheriff’s Office says. Le said he was trying to get people to leave because it was late, the Sheriff’s Office says. Pham said he was playing cards when Le told him to leave, and he got angry. That’s when the two men started arguing. At one point, Le attacked Pham with a beer bottle, cutting his face. Pham then punched Le, dislocating his jaw, authorities said. Pham reportedly put Le in a chokehold; Le, in turn, grabbed Pham’s testicles, “puncturing them with his fingers,” sheriff’s spokeswoman Becky Herrin said.

This is why I never host parties. Because kicking people out sucks. But at the same time I don’t want my buddy Dipetro squatting at my place and laying on my couch for the next month doing all sorts of weird shit when I’m trying to get some sleep. It’s a lose, lose situation.  

 Anyway this sounds like a fucking Bruce Lee movie or something. Poker, dislocated jaws, broken beer bottles and testicles getting punctured by the five fingers of death. I’m telling you if you mix in a little Van Damme and next thing you know you got a fucking hit movie on your hands.