Durex Launches Emergency Condom Delivery Service
NYDailyNews – Condom company Durex has launched a new app and service in Dubai that discreetly delivers condoms within an hour, with the delivery made by someone dressed as, say, a pizza delivery man or tourist who slyly slips you the goods without your date noticing. Evening saved. After downloading the app or via the Durex SOS website, users can order condoms between 4 p.m. and 4 a.m., anywhere within Dubai. The service aims to expand to other countries as well, with Durex launching a Facebook campaign to spread the word. “Like” SOS Condoms, and your city could be the next to welcome the service.
If there’s one thing that deserves an emergency delivery service, it’s condoms. How about being a condom delivery guy though huh? That’s lower than a Chinese delivery man. Spend your nights delivering jizz balloons directly to guy’s erect penises. And the stakes are a lot higher than food delivery. You can stave off hunger for a lot longer than you can stave off willing pussy. But on the bright side, I bet they’ll make fucking bank in tips. Absolute life savers, literally and figuratively. You know, cause of abortions.
Wonder how many of the delivery people end up getting banged out.
Just give me pizza and I’ll raw dog it
Unless its a hot chick who’s going to put it on for me, Im all set…..No rubber, bare back and pull out like a cheap couch
Typical JMac blog,
I love (Sex, porn, pussy), and I hate (condoms, penis),blah blah (unfunny self-invented phrase), Porn!, Condoms!, Sex!, Pussy!.
We get it, you’re a heterosexual, blog about literally anything else; you fucking loser.
What an unnecessary service. Just keep one in your wallet like a normal dude, and if you forget, just pull out.
JMac you’re far more stupid than I thought. This business will fail more miserably than RIM. Aside from the fact hardly anyone uses condoms anymore, NO guy is going to realize theyre out and order them ahead of time and absolutely no guy or girl is going to put up with stopping what they’re doing to order a delivery and then wait up to an hour. Kill yourself
JMac, you dumbass. Americans dont need condoms. It’s Indians. And they do. They have 9 billion people in a country the size of Maine. That should have been your take, slumdog.
Gonna have to come up with a new word for ‘tips’ when it comes to the condom delivery industry
condoms are trying to run me out of business.
Biggest power move: sending the delivery guy back telling him you ordered a magnum
absolute gold on the last sentence jmac. well done
one time i gave a cab driver $20 to get me condoms, and he actually did it. called me to let me know he left them on my stoop. i went outside to grab them, and under the box i found the change. dude was a fuckin saint.
The problem with Dubai is there are alot of Eastern European pros that are there. ALL of the bars and clubs are PACKED with chicks. At the hotels and resorts in the middle of the night if you call roomservice or the front desk they’ll send some up for you. Then you just call them for a quick cleanup after the chick leaves or you throw her off the balcony… not that I did that while i was there a few years back or anything…