Dutch Bobsled Team Quits Team Because They Are Scared Little Pussycats

(CNN) — Tom de la Hunty took Dutch bobsledder Edwin van Calker to the Whistler Sliding Center track one last time Tuesday and asked his driver if he could do it. He wasn’t asking him to win; he was asking him whether he could compete. The coach and his pilot walked the course, and de la Hunty told van Calker to think about it, giving him an hour to make a decision. Time offered no healing. Van Calker told his coach he just couldn’t drive this track and so on Wednesday the four-man No. 1 sled from the Netherlands pulled out of the Olympics.Because their driver was terrified. “I’ve never seen someone get to a major event and not compete because they’re scared. You keep your inner fears to yourself and do it,” de la Hunty told reporters at a news conference. “That’s why it’s such a popular sport in the military. It’s that kind of macho sport. You go over the top together.” It was a split decision among the team to quit the games, said de la Hunty, who talked about how he told his driver he was making a choice he would regret forever. “It’s a challenging and exciting track. You have to deal with it as a pilot. That comes with the job. Sometimes you deal with it less good,” he said. “It’s nothing to do with the track, just my lack of confidence at the moment.”
Well you got to hand it to the Dutch. Just when you think they couldn’t become a bigger joke or stoop any lower they do. I mean I’ve never seen a country dominate the Olympics before like they have with rudeness, sheer stupidity and cowardly behavior. Yesterday it was that speed skater dude switching lanes improperly and blaming it on everybody but himself and today we got the bobsled team quitting because they are too scared. To quote Don King… Only in the Netherlands! I wonder what all the Dutch will say now? They seemed pretty outraged last time I made fun of them for being weak and spineless, but now the proof is in the pudding. There is a reason we’re a world power and you’re not. Because when we’re faced with adversity we don’t quit. You know what we do? We strap on our balls, go down the bobsled and then we invade. Deal with it.
AMERICA! FUCK YA!
Fuck Canada
That is an ’81 bobsled! How dare you!!!
Where’s the Chris Slade Manifesto on this subject?
That bobsled tracks been reading Sun Tzu.
grow some clue dude, probably just in a rush to get back to the tropical paradise that is the netherlands
so suuck myy butttt and lick on my balls! Fuck ya! well said. Although it was probably just the paranoia kicking in that scared them. I get like that when I am high too.
If there’s one thing I hate, it’s people who are intolerant of other people’s culture,….and the Dutch
Imagine what the damn Norwegians will say to this!
“Yes, I have a dutch accent. Isn’t that weird?”
chris slade is like chris slade, comes on strong at the beginning and then just sort of fades into oblivion.
Oh ya. Zis vuns a keepah.
been bobsledding and it is a bit hairy. but this is the olympics. these guys wont be getting any blowjobs in bars.
Chris Slade would love nothing more than to point out our world ignorance, but he is fighting the good fight against cultural insensitivity with the gays today.
Like I said, it aint a fuckin’ mystery why these little bitches got dominated by the germans twice in one century. Cowards!!
That’s a real kick in the nuts if you’ve been training for the last 4 years and your driver quits on race day b/c he’s low on confidence…wtf
this is the best ongoing fight on this blog since the feud with cross country runners. I can’t wait for the emails to roll in….you gotta keep this going EP.
Milbury said it best…Fucking Euro Trash
It’s too bad the Jamaicans didn’t qualify. There would have been absolute carnage on the course, but you know what? They wouldn’t have backed down.
@ Madison 2:02
Did I just catch an “Employee of the Month” reference in that quote? Obscure…I love it.
Wow…so your saying this guy has been training on tracks going 85mph for the last 4 years…but can’t handle going 92mph? What the hell?
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