El Pres Vs. Underwater Man….Who Ya Got?
So I saw this video of underwater man just holding his breath and spearfishing like a motherfucker yesterday. At first I was kind of impressed, but then I got to thinking about it and was like shit…2 minutes isn’t that tough. I can hold my breath for 2 minutes with no problem. So I was getting ready to do it and Sales Guy started bitching and moaning that it was harder under water. Fine. I’ll fucking do it underwater then. I’ll show this bro how to hold your fucking breath. Here are the results….
PS – I got to stop drinking soda or get a tan or something. Maybe work out a little bit. Even I kind of grossed myself out here.
Ummmmm
Nice liver spots and pasty, meaty man tits.
That shit is gross
Give it up Pres. You suck. Just like the Spartan race – excuses. Try doing it in the cold ocean water under several feet of pressure while spearfishing – ALL of which make your body consume more oxygen than laying motionless face down in a warm tub. No – you CAN’T beat him. Nice moles BTW.
Your fatness is offensive. Maybe I’m old, but I remember this site back when it actually had sports content, funny commentary and pics of hot chicks. Now it’s 75% self promotion, narcissism, and general douchebaggary supplemented by 25% of recycled material found all over the internet. The decline of this once funny site is rivaled only by MTV’s transformation into liquid fecal matter. The readers deserve better. We want funny, not Hebrew back fat.
This is the funniest fuckin thing you have ever posted. Laugh out loud hysterical. New Wed feature, El Pres trying to beat people at stupid ass things. Surprised you didnt flood the whole building
Did he blatantly steal his starfish swag t from his swimsuit or is that part of barstools bro line too?
I guess we should assume that the uptick in the number of videos of El Pres himself doing things is his sorry attempt to become the next Jenna Mourey? He’ll fail, of course, because he’s a) unlikable, b) not a hot chick, and c) not funny.
Your dog is obnoxious.
i hope one of those miles is cancerous
Hey Prickly, you just described Jenna to a T.
by Prickly Pete on September 7, 2011 at 3:39 pm
I guess we should assume that the uptick in the number of videos of El Pres himself doing things is his sorry attempt to become the next Jenna Mourey? He’ll fail, of course, because he’s a) unlikable, b) not a hot chick, and c) not funny.
llyod christmas, I agree with you. when I started reading this site years and years ago, you would bring it up and people had no clue what you were talking about. It was great, blog after great blog, and Pres almost never posted pictures or videos of himself. It took a long time before I even knew what he looked like, now its all about him posting some unfunny video about himself 3 days a week.
biscodiscuits: not a fan of hers either, but it’s clear EP wants one of his lame videos to go viral like some of hers have.
lloyd christmas kill yourself
eeenigma love the idea of EP trying to beat people at rediculous things… I would tune in for that…
“I guess he won” what a douche
Every 33ft the pressure cuts your oxygen in half – so at 20 meters, dude was running on 25% of his surface oxygen. In addition, he’s exerting energy swimming. But 33 seconds in 10″‘s of water is pretty impressive, you got this guy no problem.
I solved the problem: You cant possibly block both nostrils w/ one hand, thus the water up that 2-car garage you call a nose.
Try 2 wine corks and super glue..or 2 plungers and some duct tape…or 2 boat tarps and some bungee cords
how bad does the sales guy want to rip off his clothes and jump in that tub with you? He’s the gayest.
No contest the underwater man wins, you’re doing it in a tub hes doing it in the ocean, and hes going against the pressure in the water, you’re not going against pressure
It’s obvious from that angle that your nostrils are touching your chest and you are breath oxygen. Underwater man wins.
reh- tarded
Did the sales guy rip a wet fart on your back while you were in the tub?
yes you should try all these stunts and then say ”nanna na booboo stick your head in doodoo” JUST LIKE DANIEL TOSH DOES ON HIS SHOW….. on a side note, love the shorts where could I get a pair
Underwater Man has a MUCH better bathingsuit-wedgie than you.
He wins, hands down.
El Snorkelnose, dont you know fat people are supossed to get in the tub first then fill it with water so you dont flood the place??
Look at the North American Jewish walrus in its natural environment. So hard on the eyes… yet so elegant. Truly one of nature’s wonders.
Should have included a clip from Hot Rod.
above_the_clouds — Where the fuck have you been for the past 3 years that ugly $200 dollar swimsuit is what started this shitty starfish swag crap
Seriously……that dude goes down 20 meters and walks around? That’s like over 60 feet. My ears are ready to pop from the pressure when I snorkel down 15 feet.
….and the dude really needs to buy himself some fins.
Salesguy should have pissed on your back.
Your back looks like a giant tortilla. Not cool.
thats fuckin hilarious.
Face down ass up, how pres likes to have a good time.
Its a little different when your swimming and hunting shit, than just sticking your fat head under water and sitting still. Go to a pool and at least swim around a little while your under
Pres, there are three different things that make up a body type. There is muscle, there is fat, and there is goo. Goo is kind of undescribable but you are the prime example of that type.
sweet bacne bro
Do you go to the barber shop and ask for the Tom Curran?
A full monks cap is definately in your near future.