So I saw this video of underwater man just holding his breath and spearfishing like a motherfucker yesterday.  At first I was kind of impressed, but then I got to thinking about it and was like shit…2 minutes isn’t that tough.   I can hold my breath for 2 minutes with no problem.   So I was getting ready to do it and Sales Guy started bitching and moaning that it was harder under water.  Fine.  I’ll fucking do it underwater then.   I’ll show this bro how to hold your fucking breath.   Here are the results….

PS – I got to stop drinking soda or get a tan or something.  Maybe work out a little bit.  Even I kind of grossed myself out here.