Elin Woods Gets $750M in Tiger Woods Divorce…Would You Go Gay For That Much Money?
(AP) Tiger Woods is banned from letting girlfriends near his kids in a divorce deal netting his ex a record $750 million settlement, The Sun reported Wednesday. The golfer agreed to keep single women away from daughter Sam, three, and son Charlie, one. He can bring a new flame into their lives only if he marries her. In return, former wife Elin Nordegren ,30, gets the biggest payout ever seen in a celebrity divorce.”The price of the huge sum is her silence: no interviews, tell-all books, or TV appearances about this for the rest of her life — even if Tiger dies first — or she’ll lose the lot.”
So when I told the First Lady that Tiger’s wife got 750 million for the divorce her first reaction was obviously to ask me whether I’d sleep with a dude for 750 million. Normal question right? Anyway I said no unless of course his name was Adam Lambert in which case I’d do it for free. She seemed stunned by this answer. Literally stunned. Like I was crazy and selfish for not being willing to take a dick in the ass once for 750 million. To be honest I kind of thought it was a no brainer. I mean no amount of money in the world would be worth that type of mental anguish. Because that shit will haunt your dreams forever. Everybody agrees with me right? Or am I in the minority here? Would people go gay once for 750 million? I mean you’d never have to lift a finger the rest of your life. Still a dick in the ass is a dick in the ass.
Vote 1 for you’d do it once and just will yourself to black out and 10 for no amount of money is worth getting fucked by a dude for
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Gay for pay.
With that much money you could buy a new brain.
eeesshh…my buddies and I used to play a game in Afghanistan. The object was to come up with the most insanely homosexual act and then put a ridiculous amount of money behind it. Every now and then you would find a brave who would claim they would “Eat it up!!”
Double penetration– one dude rests on his shoulders with his lower half in the air as if he were sitting down. The other sits in said “chair” and they simultaneously insert and commence to bouncing…gayest position ever…
Honestly its a real tough call. My initial thoughts were that no amount of money is worth getting your mancard permanently revoked. But on the other hand, with 750 mil in the bank account, you’d be batting pussy away with a stick and could go/do whatever the fuck you wanted the rest of your life. Not an easy decision
jman dont ask dont tell man
Sign me up
id do it for 100 mill.. just get absolutely hammered and black it out.. not like u gotta make out w/ him.. fk that.. sign me up, i can absolutely forget where my money came from as long as its in the bank.
Lets not just think this fiasco is only costing him 750 MILLION FUCKING DOLLARS.
He had to pay half of those tramps hush money, will have to pay for every school, medical bill, plane flight, etc for the kids…..add it all up and that bucket of nasty gash he had been banging will probably cost him a BILLION dollars.
“DANNY chain”–enough dudes participate in nut to but to complete a circle…
just once….or would i have to convert full time???
aint gunna lie. I’d take a D in the A for 750mil. Wouldn’t even have to think twice
my buddy said it best yesterday…at that point you just pay someone to kill her ass. Even if you get caught you can buy a lawyer that will get you out eventually with that much money…plain and simple.
“nut to butT
For that kind of fuck you money, I’d take two dicks in the ass at once.
BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY , would you let the guy come in your face too? just asking? spit or swallow?
no brainer. can’t think of much I wouldn’t do for $750 mil
just take it like a man then take out $100k and go on a booze filled, chick banging spree.
Time and nearly a billion $ heals all wounds
I would kill a family member for 750 million, so sure as shit I would take a dick.
Yea I would, but it would take 750mil. Unlike how u take the Black Mamba on a daily basis for free
I would take it from Magic Johnson even if it guaranteed I got the HIV. I mean are you kidding me? My life is AWFUL. $750 million goes a long way. Of course I’m not some internet blog mogul like you Pres, so I can’t claim to know where you’re coming from.
That’s a fucking shit ton of money.
i would do it for $750,000.00
He is about to do big things, gotta protect his image…pretty sure Laser Show won’t cut an ad campaign with anyone that claims they would take it in the poop shoot
You kind of would have to. For that much money you have to be stupid not too. hell i would do it, then spend 100K on the best hypno therapist in America to make me forget it ever happened and convince me old Uncle Mort who I never met left me the money in a surprise inheritance.
No way, you get 750 million dollars someone is going to snoop around and find out where the money came from. Then what happens? yeah, you are the DickTaker of whatever country you live in, no thanks.
nice, so you would enjoy a man, skeetin in yo face, this is awesome, youre a homo
Just sickening…that much money is ridiculous…she just layed on her back for a few years until paydirt. She knew too!!! That is what was crazy was that she knew he was running the whole time and never said shit until it made press…WOW. He must have taken it in the poop shoot on film and that is her hush money…somethin’ is weird about it.
Are we talking Gred Odens dick or Evan Longorias dick?
size absolutely matters
you look worse every post. Quit while your only a little behind
Anyone who says they wouldn’t get jabbed in the ass for 750 million is lying to themselves. Most of you would do it for a new iphone.
BlackDude I know it’s been said before but you are straight up not funny. Your comments are forced and awkward
wow.. the old “gay for money” debate. sounds like 7th grade again. this site has been going downhill the past few months…..
Better question is who is Elin going to be banging next? How great would it 1) be banging Elin and 2) spending Tigers money…
Some chump at Rollins is gonna land that…
How can she possibly be getting that much loot? I have been reading lots of places that Tiger is worth roughly 1 Billion. So how does this cunt snake away 3/4 of his total net worth??
Why did he get married? Was it the image he was going for? Sure Elin is hot but she is probably a lame hot chick who got to where she is by using her looks. I am sure that got old quickly for Tiger. He should have found a total money grubber who didn’t care about his escapades. She would show up on Sundays at golf tournaments and give him a kiss after he won so the sponsors could market him as a nice family man. After the trophy ceremony, they could get on separate private jets… She goes to the mansion in Florida while he goes to Vegas to bang porn stars.
Anyone else notice the time stamp on this is off 20 minutes? What is up with that?
I don’t think anyone is under the assumption that Elin is anything but a lame terrible lay.
I’d lay 9/1 that half of these closeted momos would do it for $7,500.
The Democrats have been fucking me for free..so I’ll be damned if I’m going to turn down 750 mil for it.
Lobster claw would do it for free
I’d be the pitcher with no courtesy of a reach around.
you are all gay and going about this wrong. the $$ is now Elin’s so stay true to your hetero roots and chase that smokin hot swedish fish for your pot o gold! I would let that 16 yr old sail me to sweden with a broken mast and stalk the shit out of Elin and her $$ while you homos take Tigers sausage in your asses. Quitters all of you!
If you don’t do it then you ARE gay
Elin is in Winter Park, FL at Rollins College…makes me wanna transfer right fucking now
I cant figure out how to vote.
just click on the stars underneath the pasted ballot…WOW you are lazy and dumb
Hopefully she uses a little bit of that money to fix her fucking teeth. Picture above looks like she brushed her teeth with a pack of firecrackers
for you hog tasters thinking about taking on Tigger it would be helpful to know if he is hung like an asian or a brother..would dramatically impact the experience..
Dropkick, I can’t bottom out in a tuna can but I can beat the hell out of the sides so nothing else matters…
Tiger must’ve pooped on a lot of chests for him to need his wife to be 750 million kind of quiet.
People do it every day for free, so it can’t be THAT bad.
With that much money you’d never run out of pussy again, for the rest of your life. $750Million …….where do I sign up?
Go ahead sell your soul to the devil. A bunch of homos. jeez. El pres, there’s only a few real men on here.
tax free?
I would spread my ass cheeks and let a horse cock grind out my insides, then take a 100 man bukkake for 750 mil! I don’t give a fuck! bring it on!
Elin has some ugly teeth. Hopefully she takes that money and has them fixed. If she wasn’t blonde, she would just be another run of the mill chick.
This is not a tough call or even close. Being gay for like 100 grand? That’s maybe take it or leave it. Maybe. 750 MIllion easily justifies being gay once a week for a few months.
With the sheer amount of lifetime incredible tail you would pull with the $750 million, you would be gay. Period. A terrible experience that hypnosis or something might help with, as someone wrote, but you would just nail anything you wanted living a ridiculously lavish life.
» teabagger said: { Jul 1, 2010 – 11:07:00
Why should today be any different?
750M before or after taxes??
BROdeMiller said: { Jul 1, 2010 – 11:07:27 }
Go ahead sell your soul to the devil.
Wow man you’re some repressed mother fucker, what are you Amish?
I’d do a bukake session for 750 million. Then I’d pay for all of those involved to be killed.
BROdeMiller is obviously a deeply repressed homo.
I reiterate: he should have just hired someone to kill the bitch for a couple of million and been done with it. No pussy on the planet deserves $750 million.
fags
I’d easily go gay for $750 million. Then again, I’m a chick and I would’ve already qualified after my freshman year living in Brumby.
40oz… Start your own blog – seriously… Best commenter on here and a chick to boot. All the stoolies would eat that shit up.
Or Prez could offer you a spot on the payroll…
Aww, gracias, ElGuapo.
However, I don’t accept t-shirts in lieu of real income.
Especially ones that wreak of Hebrew Nationals and spray tan.
Oh, & I don’t have daddy issues.
All of the above seem to be conditions of employment at the BSS ‘Empire.’
Depend, if the dude is a Tom Brady or Michael Jordan I’d go for it. John Kruck type; ish dont think so.
BostonDolfan81 –
if you think about it logically, the taller and more in shape, the better chance of a big wang. Pretty sure we can all agree Kruk hasn’t seen his dick in 15+ years. So, you’re pretty much saying you prefer a bigger cock in this scenario.
750 million? Lube me up.