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NYDailynews - Erin Andrews may have impressed the “Dancing with the Stars” judges with her waltz Monday night, but the ESPN sportscaster didn’t earn any praise from conservative spitfire Elisabeth Hasselbeck The co-host of “The View” voiced her opinions on-air Tuesday morning and criticized Andrews for her lack of clothing worn on the dance floor. Noting that Andrews, 32, has faced two separate stalking incidents within the past year, Hasselbeck pointed out that “for the past three weeks, she’s been wearing next to nothing.” She continued, “In light of what happened and as illegal and as inexcusable as it was for that horrific guy to go in and try to peep on her in her hotel room … I mean, in some way if I’m him, I’m like, ‘Man! I just could’ve waited 12 weeks and seen this – a little bit less – without the prison time!’” A “very shocked” Andrews also spoke out about the slam, telling People.com that Hasselbeck’s remarks were “a slap in the face to victims of stalking and sexual predators.” “The thing that I was most upset about is I felt she was mocking a situation,” she said. “As a mother and a woman, I’m disappointed she went there.”

Wait a minute! Wait a god damn minute! Erin Andrews has a kid? That slut! Who knocked her up? When? How old is that little whore? How come I didn’t know this? ESPN must have covered it up by saying she had a concussion or something. (wink, wink) Very strange. Anyway Elizabeth Hasselbeck is totally missing the point here. The reason Erin doesn’t care about dressing like a whore on National TV after getting stalked is because she never got stalked. I mean we’re not still sticking with that story right? This has obviously been the most carefully orchestrated and beautifully executed publicity stunt in the history of mankind. She set the whole fucking thing up. “Hey look at my perfect ass. Hey look at my perfectly shaved pussy. Watch me dance like a slut. Now pay me millions for my next job.” Duh.