Even When the Celtics are Getting Crushed, Mr. Kraft is Winning
Mr. Kraft just operates on a whole other level than the rest of us. I once read a profile of him that said when a package comes to the office, the first thing he does is check to see if the box it came in was made by his paper company. And if not, he wants to know why not. That’s part of what makes him so successful. And the pursuit of excellence carries over into all parts of his life. If he’s not going to watch the Celtics get blown out with a tall, leggy blonde in leather pants, he wants to know why not. So while you were alone on your couch with nothing but a box of Cheez-Its to share your misery, Mr. Kraft had Ricki Noel Lander, the star of “5 Nights in Hollywood” and the stewardess in “Iron Man” for arm candy. That’s why he’s dominating life and you’re not.
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Jesus H. Christ, Myra’s corpse isn’t even cold yet, and he’s gonna go trapseing all around town with this floozie? What’s next, beach blanket bonfires with Brady in Costa Rica?
Is this the old fart that dumped the beer on LeBron last night after the Celtics got their ass kicked? Stay classy, Boston.
for chrissakes assholes, that’s his granddaughter.
It should read, “Even When the Celtics and Patriots are Both Getting Crushed, Mr. Craft is Winning.”
Hope she don’t mind having dinner at 330
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has anyone checked on Prez to make sure he didnt hang himself last night after Lebron gave us Bostonians a collective mushroom stamp on our face?
How’d you know about the cheezits?
no way he is hittin that right, or possibly at all.
Myra is rolling over in her grave
Sadly, I also went with cheezits. Fail.
Hey tornopen: I want to believe you, I really do. But right now it seems that you’re the only person on the internet saying that they’re related.
was there to see that disgrace of a game last night in person and when they put them on the jumbotron everyone went nuts. kraft looked like a million+1 bucks. guy is just flat out ballin in every aspect
Winning? With a dead wife and a Super Bowl loss? Yeah bro, he’s running this shit
Is she going to sit in the highchair right next to him in the owners box this season?
Myra who? To quote the butler from The Jerk, “One can’t mourn forever”.
She does have bigger legs than Mo………..so there’s that
is kraft wearing sneakers with a jacket and d-list celebrity?
Isn’t this dude’s wife still warm in the grave? Very nice, Mr. Kraft, I applaud you.
Kraft is a Boss.
I’m sure his grandchildren are very excited to meet their new Nana………….and jerk off to her.
guy’s a pimp…. from the waist up. is he really rocking lee jeans from sears with some black sneaks?
Jerry Thornton’s future is as bleak as the celtics’. Jerry, you’re 47 years old, severely overweight, and working freelance for a website that will undoubtedly be indicted on federal charges for child pornography, piracy, slander, and/or a host of other offenses. Thanks for the witty comments about Mr Kraft but now its time to kill yourself buddy
dewittt, yes winning.
Billionaire – check
Wife dead – check
New piece of young ass – check
I’d say he’s winning….
of course they’re banging! Billionaires don’t hangout with extremely hot D-list celebrities, they BANG extremely hot D-list celebrities! Kraft is a stud and Myra would probably bang her too
Remember his sadface when the giants won the superbowl. lol no amount of blonde bimbos can make up for a loss like that.
WAY TO GO KRAFT ATLEAST SOMEONE IN BOSTON IS WINNING. I BET HE WENT HOME HAPPY UNLIKE THE REST OF THE CELTS NATION. EVEN HE HAS A LOOK OF DISGUST ON HIS FACE BY THE CELTS. GOOD READ ON IT BELOW.
http://98ontheblack.com/2012/06/08/celtics-an-abomination/