As bad as I feel about the drubbing the Patriots took last night, there’s nothing like watching someone else’s misfortune to cheer you up. In this case, I’m talking about No. 4 here in the white, who gets pinned to the ice and repeatedly pummeled by 07 in the blue, who is not only half his size, but also happens to have a vagina. This chick must be the only female high school hockey goon in America. She’s Olga Oglethorpe. I have to confess that when she was crawling on all fours like that I assumed the water works would start and she’d hide behind her gender, but she gets major points for getting back on her skates and refusing to be helped by that big kid in the white. Is it wrong to say that if Mila Lucic here were 10 years older and committed an asskicking like this that I’d be totally turned on by her?
Editors Note - Memo to #4. If you’re going to fight a chick you better win. Like I’m not mad at him for fighting. Hey in the crease is in the crease. But like Jerry said you can’t get your ass kicked. Serioulsy where is the Hammer when you need him? He’d knock her out and knock her up so fast she wouldn’t even know what happened.