Family Of Dude Who Died in Threesome awarded $3million Because Doctors Didn’t warn him against extreme physical activity
DM – The family of a man who died in a three-in-the-bed sex romp have won $3million in damages against a doctor who failed to warn him about extreme physical activity. William Martinez, 31, suffered a fatal heart attack caused by the excitement and physical activity with a woman and another man. They claimed he had failed to warn Martinez about taking part in any physical activity after he visited him to complain about chest pains a week before the threesome.A jury in Gwinnett County State Court initially awarded Martinez to be 40 per cent liable for his own death, reducing the verdict to $3 million.
Listen I don’t care about this dead guy getting 3 million or any of that shit. Who the fuck has threesomes with 2 dudes? Sure it’s all fine and dandy if the chick is always giving a blowjob to one person while the other dude fucks her in the ass, but I’ve seen enough porn to know it never stays that way. At some point swords are gonna cross and then I’m not sure what happens. I think that opens a portal to gayville or something. I just don’t ever want my cock touching another cock except maybe Lord Lamberts. But other than that never. No piece of pussy is worth taking that risk for. Not even Jenny Dell. That shit will scar you for life. Am I the only one that feels that way?
Vote 1 for you’d mash cocks to fuck Jenny Dell and 10 for it’s not worth the mental anguish of getting another man’s jizz splash back on your ding a ling. You can’t forget that type of shit.
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if you find yourself in a 2 guy 1 girl situation, the rule is “no eye contact”.
(11 votes, average: 1.82 out of 10, rated) hahahahaha. just got a good laugh. stoolies. definitely voted 1
Don’t knock it till you try it
Eiffel tower? c’mon
Paying more for medical insurance because of pathetic legal actions like this piss me off. The lawsuit lottery has gotten out of control.
Some times shit just gets weird.
I was expecting a PS saying if Leo had asked you to double team Bar back in the day or if Beiber asked you to slam Selena you would say yes so fast it would bottle our minds and make us spit out our collective coffees.
P.S. If you would mash cocks with Lord Lambert that means you two are taking a dude to Paris. Who has a threesome with three dudes?
Jenny Dell is worth it.
3 ways are all fun and games until your buddy shoots his load and some of gets on your leg… or so ive been told
a three way with portnoy would be ok cause he couldn’t get it up, and it would turn into a 2 way with jenny. problem solved.
Tried this shit one time, as soon as i saw my boys hard dick i had to leave. Cant do it. Just cant be that close to another hard dick. Wheres gaystoolie?
Nah its not gay plus if you’re going down that road there is probably some alcohol involved so shit gets a lil cray but its worth the story. A threesome with 3 dudes is DEFINITELY gay though.
2 girls 1 guy = threesome
1 girl 2 guys = train
Prez – if you were in a three-way with a girl and another guy, wouldn’t the girl kind of be pointless?
@goddy: Little too descriptive there, bro.
@bdemps: Hilarious.
I’ve ran train whilst shitfaced back in the day. The key is to stay on opposite ends of the girl and just trade off. None of that porno shit where you’re pancaking the girl in the ass and vag. Fuck that. Also, if I ever have a daughter, I will kill myself.
Not my boat. I don’t want to see/hear any guy prematurely ejaculate on a girl’s stomach other than me.
cant believe i agree with this republican dickhead but yeah Goddy77, WTF bro
by Harry Johnson on May 31, 2012 at 6:22 pm
@goddy: Little too descriptive there, bro.
@bdemps: Hilarious.
never actually participated in a 2 guy 1 girl threesome, but i’ve got some golden rules just in case the situation does ever arise… first off, the other guy HAS to be like one of you’re best friends… because chances are you have already seen his dick, and once the deed is done, i literally cant imagine doing anything else besides dying laughing about it… second rule… no butthole-vag penitration at the same time… no crossing swords. it has to be strictly one copping dome and the other hitting doggy.
Always back to front. No way are my balls rubbing against another dudes sack
blowing your load with a dude is in the room is gay. If your girl has a fantasy about being fucked by two dudes, never marry her… she’s a fucking pig and can’t be trusted.
@macfunden — admit it, you sucked a dick once or twice. It’s a free country, swallow or spit.
occupational hazards, not a huge problem. just deal with it and move on
i agree with macfunden – a threesome with three dudes is most likely gay
Running a train is when you and your buddies all bang the same chick, one at a time. It’s gross ( if you’re not first), but not gay ( unless you go down on her after your buddy fucked her). And macfunden, stop blaming booze for your homosexual tendencies.
Harry Johnson and WhiteDude, then you get my point right? Cant fuck around with another bros hard wanger anywhere near me.
Its not gay its the opposite, if you’re secure enough in your sexuality and manhood you should be able to plow a chick while your bro gets a BJ, beer in one hand and slapping high fives w/ the other. Another NOT GAY move – indoor skiing AKA girl sitting between 2 dudes on a couch and giving dual HJ’s – not gay.
goddy77, are you my #1 Fan bro, when you coming to boston so we can have a beer and you can tell me all your cool stories bro
I really wouldn’t know what to do when the other dude nuts. Probably go limp and cry.
WhiteBoy, Me and the DroMan may just crash the booze cruise in a couple weeks. Cold threewaying it all weekend. Think I’ll fit in?
It’s only gay if you cum in front of the other dude. Hopefully if this is happening both of you have whiskey dick so goddy you have an irrational fear of seeing hard dick.
Prez let’s get real for a second here and cut through the bullshit… You’d suck a guys dick that came out of Jenny Dell’s pussy just to see what she tasted like!
Funny, because i know for a fact that fietlejew and el pres blow each others cocks on the reg
-Ch@v
Shameonme, but if your not gna nut then wuts the point? Maybe i have a fear of hard dick in my space, im cool with that but make no mistake, there is a big difference between hard dick and locker room dick.
Ch@v, good one bro. Jus regulating aint ya? Hardass.
tornopen – Heard you got your handle from back in the day at Provincetown HS
Cutty – I was referring to banging a chick while another dude is in the room. Why should I give a fuck who’s watching? Your mom says “gwack gwack gwack gwack” btw. Mouth is full…you can translate.
boose cruise, prob a bunch of 21 year olds
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@macfunden — you like dick. admit it. You’re allowed, gay is ok. Just keep it out of my damn house.
@torn - The Lady Doth Protest too Much methinks.
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Macfunden’s plans for the weekend:
1) Have a few Twisted Teas
2) get a ” lil cray”
3) end up covered in jizz
It’s all for a good story, right?
I’d have a three way with Jenny Dell and Joe Buck.