Fat Bitch Jumps Into Polar Bear Enclosure At Berlin Zoo…Gets Her Ass Biten

 

The thing that is pissing me off about this video is that everybody is saying the Polar Bears attacked this lady. Give me a break.  Some fat bitch breaks into your home what are you supposed to do?  Just sit there and act like nothing is happening.   And it’s not like this lady fell into this enclosure by accident either.  She jumped. So If you ask me she deserved to get her ass mauled to pieces.  I wouldn’t have moved a muscle to help her get out of there.   You want to play with the Polar Bears?  Good luck to you.  But don’t cry to me when they take a bite out of your asshole.

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» Dale Sturtevant said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:00 }

ohhh. i immediately regret this decision.

» CptKballs said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:44 }

50 bucks says that bear dies of heart disease or gets diabetes.

» longpolelax01 said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:48 }

They can smell the menstruation.

» longpolelax01 said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:09 }

+/- on Anchor Man quotes – 4.5

» KennethSimsWhipKick said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:59 }

nice job cpt.. Funny shit!

» mark bellhorn still sucks said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:51 }

+1

Baxter: Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm.
Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.
Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.
Baxter: I will tell tales of your compassion.
Bear: Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears.

» Beetle said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:29 }

This is rigoddamndiculous!

» tjluke001 said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:09 }

“Animals are slow, but they are not stupid” – Paul Mooney

» Alabama Leperchaun said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:38 }

You ate the whole wheel of cheese?!
Thats amazing!
I’m not even mad!

» RyGuy is back said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:14 }

Did anyone notice the old lady being interviewed name is Irmhilt Seemann.

Shouldn’t it be Iwant Seemann!!!!!

» Pokey Reese said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:18 }

WE’RE HERE……..

WE’RE CLEAR…….

WE DONT WANT ANYMORE BEARS!

» BenWade said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:57 }

Spamoni! Spamoni!

If you have a small child use it as a shield!

(I went the road less traveled)

» Not banned for a day said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:58 }

Get out here! You’re making me look like an idiot! Panda Jerk!

» fuck joe buck said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:18 }

i want a pet polar bear

» RyGuy is back said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:30 }

That water looks like the water at the DYC.

» bubbamark said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:12 }

This is what the steak looked like before John Candy went home and found all the maggots and threw that bitch up. Fat and grizzle my friends….fat and grizzle.

» KennethSimsWhipKick said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:46 }

we all want you to get a pet polar bear.. maybe share it with Derikio..

» bradymancrush said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:05 }

Man, I wouldn’t want to be one of the dudes pulling her out…..fat chicks are wicked slippery when they’re wet.

» Dale Sturtevant said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:28 }

fuck joe buck said: { Apr 13, 2009 – 04:04:18 }
i want a pet polar bear

apparently it will keep fat chicks away. id say thats a good enough reason.

» to147 said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:30 }

Is it bad that I was rooting for the bears?

» tontochoc said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:37 }

The bear were hoping for some bratwurst but ended up with sour kraut

» CLCR76 said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:44 }

This just reminded of how horrible the German language is.

» KennethSimsWhipKick said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:01 }

she’s 240lbs, soaking wet… 239.5 lbs dry

» high ankle sprain said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:43 }

Just wanted to afford herself a better view…never intended to be looked at as a food source.

» Boston Geoff said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:27 }

They should put a link to that Meet your Meat at the bottom of the page! Freckin PETA and the dont eat meat people make me want to eat raw steak! But if that fatty hadnt been on a constant diet of burgers and 40 oz porter house steaks maybe she wouldnt have fallen when she is half way up. Also perfect shot to the face right after it bites her ass. That probably saved her life. And dont they have tranquilizer guns on hand exactly for this reason?

» bjlsailor said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:08 }

Did you see how quick that Polar bear spit that cottage cheese ass out? Poor freaking bears hanging out and this tub of lard drops into their pool.
Polar bear 1 to the other
Are you going to try it?
Nah you try it.
No way
lMt’s get Mikie, – Mikie will eat anything…
Mikei hates it! jesus that must be some nasty ass shit if mikie won’t eat it.

» bubbamark said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:50 }

Did anyone else notice when they put a headline up it looks like blood falling from the sky then pooling on the bottom. Fucking germans

» to147 said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:31 }

It probably didn’t help that she’s essentially shaped like a seal.

» Beetle said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:38 }

“It’s just like the Titanic, except with bears!”

» bubbamark said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:28 }

Beetle said: { Apr 13, 2009 – 04:04:38 }
“It’s just like the Titanic, except with bears!”

That was funny.

» weezy baby said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 04:04:07 }

are you here for the feeding? you’re early.

» I_beat_Phelps_in_beruit said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:00 }

MILK WAS A BAAAADDDD CHOICE

» mdctmp said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:00 }

fat bitch: they look so cute and cuddley, i’m gonna go pet me one.

polar bears: a little closer, a little closer…..

» Spooky said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:50 }

EP, you got to get on this one: we need a perp photo.

http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news-1/1239081731120020.xml&coll=1

» bubbamark said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:49 }

The fat bitch shoulda had a knife!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIo07GboRLI

» delos17 said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:12 }
» MrTightJeans said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:23 }

I really hate when I get biten by polar bears.

» longpolelax01 said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:56 }

Delos, you’re gonna get this permalinked.

» Meow_Kitty said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:33 }

The fat must have infiltrated her brain as well.

» I_beat_Phelps_in_beruit said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:10 }

shes a smokeshow

» StallworthsDrivingSkool said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 05:04:35 }

whats with the face in front of the lens for the interview i can almost see the snot up her nose.

» Morve Sanglante said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 06:04:03 }

00:17

Knut realizes what he’s done and spits that nasty ass out.

Bears are more intelligent than I previously suspected.

» Smoke said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 06:04:21 }

speak goddamn english

» VikingPower said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 08:04:16 }

Smoke – why in the fiddlers fuck would they speak English in Germany?
Now I’m about as Pro-America and demanding of English speakers as they come, but that is just stupid.

» Osama Obama said: { Apr 13, 2009 - 08:04:35 }

liked the last commercial the best (not allowed to post in that topic)

» ManDingo said: { Apr 14, 2009 - 12:04:17 }

This further proves that Woman have bird brains.

» Ducks Fly Together said: { Apr 14, 2009 - 06:04:00 }

Did anyone else notice that she snapped the life ring they threw around her in half?

» Homeslice said: { Apr 14, 2009 - 07:04:50 }

I feel bad for the polar bears. What a tease.

» Mike Fox said: { Apr 14, 2009 - 01:04:25 }

anyone who comes remotely close to falling into a polar bear home should be eaten on site. They should not have rescued her due to her stupidity of falling into their home. That dumb bitch should have had her legs eaten off then her head

» BarstoolSportsSux said: { Apr 14, 2009 - 01:04:38 }

This has got to be the best thing I’ve ever seen on this crappy ass blog. LOL

Good work to the finder.

Noticeably F-A-T lady bleeds maple syrup when bitten.

» kaisersoze said: { Apr 14, 2009 - 03:04:32 }

I agree with the 10 year old who said “Einz meinz freinz shuvetn seeb noke veinerschnitzel…” Well said!

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