Fat Bitch Jumps Into Polar Bear Enclosure At Berlin Zoo…Gets Her Ass Biten
The thing that is pissing me off about this video is that everybody is saying the Polar Bears attacked this lady. Give me a break. Some fat bitch breaks into your home what are you supposed to do? Just sit there and act like nothing is happening. And it’s not like this lady fell into this enclosure by accident either. She jumped. So If you ask me she deserved to get her ass mauled to pieces. I wouldn’t have moved a muscle to help her get out of there. You want to play with the Polar Bears? Good luck to you. But don’t cry to me when they take a bite out of your asshole.
elpresidente | Random Thoughts | 04/13/09, 4:28 pm |
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ohhh. i immediately regret this decision.
50 bucks says that bear dies of heart disease or gets diabetes.
They can smell the menstruation.
+/- on Anchor Man quotes – 4.5
nice job cpt.. Funny shit!
+1
Baxter: Leave these people alone. They mean you no harm.
Bear: We Bears are a proud race. They must pay for their intrusion.
Baxter: On my journey I met one of your kind. His name was Katow-jo. We became friends.
Bear: Katow-jo is my cousin. Go in peace.
Baxter: I will tell tales of your compassion.
Bear: Fare thee well, Baxter. You shall always be friend of the bears.
This is rigoddamndiculous!
“Animals are slow, but they are not stupid” – Paul Mooney
You ate the whole wheel of cheese?!
Thats amazing!
I’m not even mad!
Did anyone notice the old lady being interviewed name is Irmhilt Seemann.
Shouldn’t it be Iwant Seemann!!!!!
WE’RE HERE……..
WE’RE CLEAR…….
WE DONT WANT ANYMORE BEARS!
Spamoni! Spamoni!
If you have a small child use it as a shield!
(I went the road less traveled)
Get out here! You’re making me look like an idiot! Panda Jerk!
i want a pet polar bear
That water looks like the water at the DYC.
This is what the steak looked like before John Candy went home and found all the maggots and threw that bitch up. Fat and grizzle my friends….fat and grizzle.
we all want you to get a pet polar bear.. maybe share it with Derikio..
Man, I wouldn’t want to be one of the dudes pulling her out…..fat chicks are wicked slippery when they’re wet.
fuck joe buck said: { Apr 13, 2009 – 04:04:18 }
i want a pet polar bear
apparently it will keep fat chicks away. id say thats a good enough reason.
Is it bad that I was rooting for the bears?
The bear were hoping for some bratwurst but ended up with sour kraut
This just reminded of how horrible the German language is.
she’s 240lbs, soaking wet… 239.5 lbs dry
Just wanted to afford herself a better view…never intended to be looked at as a food source.
They should put a link to that Meet your Meat at the bottom of the page! Freckin PETA and the dont eat meat people make me want to eat raw steak! But if that fatty hadnt been on a constant diet of burgers and 40 oz porter house steaks maybe she wouldnt have fallen when she is half way up. Also perfect shot to the face right after it bites her ass. That probably saved her life. And dont they have tranquilizer guns on hand exactly for this reason?
Did you see how quick that Polar bear spit that cottage cheese ass out? Poor freaking bears hanging out and this tub of lard drops into their pool.
Polar bear 1 to the other
Are you going to try it?
Nah you try it.
No way
lMt’s get Mikie, – Mikie will eat anything…
Mikei hates it! jesus that must be some nasty ass shit if mikie won’t eat it.
Did anyone else notice when they put a headline up it looks like blood falling from the sky then pooling on the bottom. Fucking germans
It probably didn’t help that she’s essentially shaped like a seal.
“It’s just like the Titanic, except with bears!”
Beetle said: { Apr 13, 2009 – 04:04:38 }
“It’s just like the Titanic, except with bears!”
That was funny.
are you here for the feeding? you’re early.
MILK WAS A BAAAADDDD CHOICE
fat bitch: they look so cute and cuddley, i’m gonna go pet me one.
polar bears: a little closer, a little closer…..
EP, you got to get on this one: we need a perp photo.
http://www.nola.com/news/?/base/news-1/1239081731120020.xml&coll=1
The fat bitch shoulda had a knife!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JIo07GboRLI
That Bachman guy from woodland’s daughter plays volleyball:
http://www.maxpreps.com/california/volleyball/woodland/nicole-bachman/stats.aspx?athleteid=3c38702a-4cf0-4ae8-8308-e1e8ea9a930f&ssid=329e8b1d-8f71-4c9f-8000-149c71a014e1&urpath=,local,player
Just can’t mess with the stool…
I really hate when I get biten by polar bears.
Delos, you’re gonna get this permalinked.
The fat must have infiltrated her brain as well.
shes a smokeshow
whats with the face in front of the lens for the interview i can almost see the snot up her nose.
00:17
Knut realizes what he’s done and spits that nasty ass out.
Bears are more intelligent than I previously suspected.
speak goddamn english
Smoke – why in the fiddlers fuck would they speak English in Germany?
Now I’m about as Pro-America and demanding of English speakers as they come, but that is just stupid.
liked the last commercial the best (not allowed to post in that topic)
This further proves that Woman have bird brains.
Did anyone else notice that she snapped the life ring they threw around her in half?
I feel bad for the polar bears. What a tease.
anyone who comes remotely close to falling into a polar bear home should be eaten on site. They should not have rescued her due to her stupidity of falling into their home. That dumb bitch should have had her legs eaten off then her head
This has got to be the best thing I’ve ever seen on this crappy ass blog. LOL
Good work to the finder.
Noticeably F-A-T lady bleeds maple syrup when bitten.
I agree with the 10 year old who said “Einz meinz freinz shuvetn seeb noke veinerschnitzel…” Well said!
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