Fat Ninja Is A Beast
Here is what I know. The sun will rise in the morning. It will get dark at night. And if you’re a plastic bottle walking down the street and you see fat ninja coming at you than you better turn around and walk the other way and walk the other way quickly.
PS – That assault on the Poland Springs bottle at the 30 second mark was flat maniacal. That’s when killing a water jug just isn’t enough. You want to watch it bleed. Must have been personal.
Is that Chumlee?
can you fire neil?
Seltzer Water is going extinct… should have gone sugar free.
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Andy Milonakis really let himself go
I wish i was as serious about anything as this dude is about chopping up little plastic bottles with ninja weapons
You think his sword skills are impressive you should see what he can do with a fork.
Impressive. Now let’s see him try to find a clitoris.
Looks like he forgot to put his bra on.
I wish he would cut Neil’s head off
hey keefer nobody gives a shit about your shitty ass site
go taake one up the ass
Naginta. Naginta. Love my Naginta
I have so much to say. (1) He just wasted more water than the entire country of Gambia drinks in a month. (2) His milk bottle top-off slash was fucking red hot. (3) The long sword across the case of Poland Spring gave me douchechills. (4) His blue staging block is hand-painted, hand-upholstered and all bad-ass.
This was a trailer for Beverly Hills Ninja 2: Chris Farleys other fat brother.
I liked the close up of the carnage after hacking that 24-pack of Poland Springs…
“Sweetheart….what did you do with all that water when mommy asked you to bring it in out of the car for me?”
can someone get this kid laid before he wipes out NYC?
Cardio for minutes, suprised he could find a hood that fit over that monstrosity of a noggin
I’m surprised Fatty killed a couple 2 liters of Coke, wait…. yup, they were Diet Coke. Understandable.
Gotta do something to get rid of the diet coke. No way he’s gonna drink that shit.
Big boy needs should be drinking that water and slicing the 700 bottles of Jolt Cola that he drinks bi-weekly.
The complete and utter misuse of the “The sun will rise in the morning…” quip could not display your writing incompetence any more perfectly.
All those Civil War re-enactment battles are really paying off
This 100% gets this guy laid by a Japanese Anime Character!
I’ve got a very particular set of skills
On a more serious note, I’m teaming up with Fatty McGee here when the zombie apocalypse comes. Guy’s like a walking buffet for the zombies, perfect to distract them with while I run off with all his swords.
Did I see a diet juice in there? That juice and 13 cheeseburgers per meal doesn’t constitute a diet.
Did I see a diet juice in there? That juice and 13 cheeseburgers per meal doesn’t constitute a diet.
Did I see a diet juice in there? That juice and 13 cheeseburgers per meal doesn’t constitute a diet.
I want to see the trick where he uses the katana to cut the crust off of his PB&J.
have you fuckers seen this tanks channel? http://www.youtube.com/user/bbillyk
This chode owes the estate of John Belushi like ten grand for ripping off the Samurai.
I want to make fun of this but that was badass. credit where credit is due.
Let’s hope his town doesn’t follow suit with a bottled water ban. Without these little stress relievers, this dude will definitely start killing people.
Umm, all joking aside those were some motherfucking sharp ass blades! He was not using much force, I doubt his hand-eye coordination is ninja-esque yet those bottles weren’t just getting knocked over they were getting sliced cleanly like butter…kids gonna chop his fupa off by the end of the week by accident
i guess Andy Milonakis isnt doing so well these days
Funny how no one says anything when a kid goes all ape shit with knives and swords outside of Philly. Noooo – only people from Philly are savages and attack defenseless water bottles. We are the crazy ones.
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i wasnt nearly prepared enough for that outfit at the 1:26 mark
Not a sugar drink executed in the bunch, just water, diet cranberry juice and diet coke.
Yeah natking i was gonna say the same thing. Red hot fire in the sweat/ninja suit
What gumdrop does during the NHL Lockout
This guy must really hate water.
wonder if this guy knows he can literally find plastic bottle everywhere and fill them up himself?
Chumlee?
If this isn’t a cry for help I don’t know what is.
This homey will stop at nothing to protect his virginity.
wordpress sucks dick, why can’t the comments just go through normal, I am tired of seeing repeat comments, fix this asap, sidenote: fat ninja is amazing, I bet his breasts smell of dijon mustard and funions
So this pork-chop is out in front of his house with swords and knives hacking away and nobody called the poice? I’m turning on Fox news to see if he is being unloaded upon by every cop in the state.
I hate this guy simply for his wastefulness. Neighbors must be real psyched too. Someone needs to pop this fucking dirigible soon.
How jealous do you think little African kids would be seeing this video of man 10 times their weight just throw away in 1 video the amount of water they probably get to drink in 10 years?
Where’s George Zimmerman when u need him? O wait this kid isn’t black, he’s Asian ninja
Anyone who works with this guy might want to stop fucking with his chair and buddy up with him, so they don’t end up on the list when he’s fired.
Say what you want about this guy. But when the plastic beverage containers get their shit together and decide to rise up a la Planet of the Apes, who are you going to look to for help?
an african childs nightmare
Too bad you can’t fight diabetes with a sword.
Imagine how low the crime rate must be in that neighborhood.
Pretty sure this bro is promoting rape culture…
Imagine being a Realtor in this neighborhood… dude may as well been chopping commission checks.
with intense workouts like this, it’s amazing one can still be so fat, maybe it’s just muscle, soft, fat-like muscle
Is he wearing flip flops as tribute to Asian culture or because putting on a sock and a shoe is far beyond physically impossible for him? Irony: 5XL ninja suit
is that andy milonokis in the red?
gotta be mose from the office
he hides himself in his hoodie when he destroys the soda but will openly show himself destroying water. I guess he doesn’t want his family to know he is wasting soda
i love how towards the end he has fucking diet soda…looks like its working
Because he’s the hero Gotham deserves, but not the one it needs right now.
“Fuck water” he screams as he uses his steak knife to exact revenge on healthy shit. Except the Diet Coke, that was a surprise. Thought fat people LOVED Diet Coke.
That is Superfat’s cousin, Ninjafat.
fatty sure does hate water and diet soda but loves twinkies. and sorry but there is nothing stealth about a ninja that needs a hover-round.
and where can i get a ninja moo-moo?
the cap slice off followed by the hair blow at 1:03 was amazing.
FUCK DIET COKE!!!!!
Kid needs to do himself a favor and slice off those titties.