Here is what I know. The sun will rise in the morning. It will get dark at night. And if you’re a plastic bottle walking down the street and you see fat ninja coming at you than you better turn around and walk the other way and walk the other way quickly.
PS – That assault on the Poland Springs bottle at the 30 second mark was flat maniacal. That’s when killing a water jug just isn’t enough. You want to watch it bleed. Must have been personal.