My parents are fucking African, born in Jamaica! I’m African, born in England!
Vindication! Feels really nice to be on the other side of the fence for once. Like when I saw the headline “Racist Rant on London bus” I was like oh fuck here we go again. Some white idiot going off about how much he hates black people. But much to my surprise, it was a black lady. Well now I feel like I’ve put in my time. Now I know what it’s like to be oppressed. Sure I guess one crazy lady yelling about how she hates white people isn’t exactly akin to generations of indentured servitude and not being able to vote or drink from the same water fountain or hail a cab. But it’s still a nice little taste. Baby steps.
PS – this guy might be the ballsiest white dude in the world
because when this chick…
is screaming that she hates white people the last thing I’m doing is holding a $600 phone in her face as I record her with a shit eating grin.