Fire In the Hole! These Tommy Football Shirts May Be My Retirement Money
Johnny Football is cute and dandy but the guy isn’t even going to be a pro. If one player on the planet deserves to be calling “something football” it’s TB 12. I love this shirt. Hard to believe it’s our first ever Tom Brady shirt. I guess he has finally arrived. And yes this seals the deal. All my writers are getting Barstool Store Gift Certificates for their Christmas bonus.
PS – There is a 75% chance you get this by Christmas. We can’t guarantee it.




(411 votes, average: 8.58 out of 10)
Nice man you stole a nickname for Brady, you’re so creative. it’s what makes you a great writer.
even though I like reading this site I hope every promotion you put out and t-shirt you make is a massive and crippling failure.
i dont know why and i’m not sorry about it
Does the tshirt of his kid’s cock count as a brady shirt?
You should give them all pubic hair muffins and then post up footage of them choking on it.
Looks like one of those shitty generic football shirts that old navy sells.
If you buy a shirt made by a blog, then you’re a douche to the highest magnitude.
it looks like a 2 for $10 Old Navy shirt you cunt.
I’ll buy one if I get a free nude pic of Renee thrown in. Other than that you can go fuck yourself.
I get it. “Tommy” football instead of “Johnny” football. I can’t believe your creativity. Must have gone to University of Michigans nursing school. Slap a purple starfish on that thing and call it a day.
I gotta agree with Pres on this one…Fuck Johnny Football…kid is the next Tebow.. not to mention with TB12′s legacy we can pretty much call him anything that insinuates he’s better then you
Stealing a nickname from a freshman college football player for a HOF quarterback. As if he didn’t hate you enough for posting dick pics of his son online, and now you pull this shit. He’s gunna kill you
@by …… See thats not the way marketing works. When you say “Even though I like reading this site” … thats game set match folks right there. Advertisers pay for eyeballs. So you can’t say …. well even though I like reading the site I hope you fail. By you liking the site… you make Prez successful …..DAH.
Not bad.
they should be beside the “tebow blows” and “i hate peyton manning” tees you can buy from that troll outside the haymarket T stop
WAITING ON A I ROLL WITH BLACKDUDE T SHIRT, THOSE WOULD BE FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
PS I AM LIVING LEGEND BITCHES
Wonk wonk. Terrible
i would buy one that said,” RAPE JOKES ARENT FUNNY- TORNOPEN”
I’m still waiting for the #neilnopageviews shirt
I spit out my coffee and wasn’t even drinking any when i saw this. Good job Pres! Very creative indeed. Now excuse while i wiggle my dick furiously asking my face wife if she quacks like a duck…
I spit out my coffee and wasn’t even drinking any when i saw this. Good job Pres! Very creative indeed. Now excuse while i wiggle my dick furiously asking my face wife if she quacks like a duck…
are you seriously thinking people will spend actual U.S. currency on this? or are you allowing us to use internet dollars? i still wouldn’t pay you fake money for that horrendous piece of shit
Can’t wait for this lawsuit…
That rag will come in handy when I need to wipe Renee’s juice off my cock. Scratch that I’ll just use her face.
Stay hydrated shirt wasnt a brady shirt?
Holy copyright infringement. Hope you like being sued by Robert Kraft
“tommy” can’t beat the giants
Tommy Hilfigger is gonna do well taking 90% of ur profits once he gets a wiff of this.
wheres the howitzer on the back or something?
Each shirt comes with a pair of UGGs and a pair of pink lace panties. GAAAAAAAYYYYY.
Ficken you are a fucking tool. Kill yourself. Portnoy,As long as you don’t ad CEO of barstool clothing to your resume your good
@120IQ, judging by the writing in your comment and posting it twice, your screen name must be ironic.
Pres, this is fucked up. Why cant a kid have a cool thing for him and him only? Youre just shoving it in his face. Dick move.
I’d rather have a Peyton Manning shirt
Three trademark infringements before I even got past the pic…
where the fuck is my ball don’t lie t-shirt……….
Pres I love Brady but I will never give any money to a big nosed scheming jew like yourself
howd those baghead shirts sell?
you mean the shirt will be Renee’s retirement money