Teachers always think their subject is so important. Like no one has ever deserved to get kicked in the balls more than this guy. Shut your Cosby sweater the fuck up and get your hand of her pig tails. What are you teaching? English? The dude who buys her as his bride isn’t gonna give a fuck if she can speak English. Get over it, no one cares. It’s like when teachers used to tell me that I’ll need to know math for the rest of my life and I won’t always have a calculator with me. Really? I assure you when I’m done with this course I’ll never do another math problem with letters in it and I have a calculator in my pocket at all times that doubles as a telephone. Hold my dick bro.