Flash Your Junk If You Want To Be A Westport School Committee Member
The aftershock of Eric S. Martins’ election to the School Committee reverberated throughout town on Thursday as PTO members and parents absorbed the news.
“I just can’t believe that 900 people crawled out from under a rock and voted for him,” said Jeanne Cawley, president of the high school’s parent-teacher group. “Are they that oblivious to what’s going on? I’m still in shock. I really am.
“It’s kind of scary. You couldn’t help but hear Eric Martins’ name last week,” Cawley said. “You’d have to live in a vacuum not to hear about that controversy.”
In the election, Martins received 918 votes and, instead of declining the post as promised, he announced Wednesday he had decided to serve.
He won despite publicity that he was charged twice with indecent exposure. Martins, 35, said the charges were “fabricated,” and juries found him not guilty in both cases.
Martins, who is a Cub Scout den leader and whose son is in the Scouts, left for a Boy Scout trip to Disney World in Florida after the election. He said he would not have time to be sworn in before leaving and would not be able to attend a School Committee meeting this afternoon.
Congrats, Westport, you’ve restored my faith in democracy. Here I am, up in my ivory tower, thinking to myself “Man, maybe you’re falsely accused of indecent exposure once but who the fuck ends up getting busted for that twice and is actually innocent. And yeah, maybe he got off twice but have you ever seen the mouth-breathing freakshows that actually end up serving on juries. Considering if this guy ends up on the School Committee, he could be running around flashing his junk at every school in Westport, I’m gonna play this one safe and NOT vote for the guy who’s been accused of indecent exposure twice to be a member of the School Committee. Also, the guy is taking a bunch of Scouts to Disney World. Yeah, voting for this guy is basically like making me an accessory to whatever sick crime this fuckhead commits next.”
But not 918 people in Westport. They saw through the indecent exposure arrests and saw a man just burning to do whatever he could to mold the boys and girls of Westport- as if they were clay in his delicate hands- into fine, outstanding (almost certainly fucked in the head) adults.
Also, Eric Martin has just announced that all Westport School Committee meetings are now pants optional.
This guy is definately gonna get his dick sucked!!
Why is Jon Lovitz opening his bathrobe in that picture?
….maybe he got off twice….
ba dum, ding!
This story needs a dead hooker.
why isnt there a gray bar over that guy’s tits??
HenryMeinholz,
What was it exactly that you like about Henry Meinholz that made you want to make it your username?
When the pedafile raped and murdered 13 year old Melissa Beniot of Plymouth, MA where you clamoring to use his name at that point? Or was it when the pedafile/murderer buried her in his basement?
Are you a pedafile? Do you rape ane murder children or do you just think it’s cool?
Let em have it Soog…
pedafile = kwality. I cant outmatch your brainpower.
Soog
You have asked this question quite a few times…I think Henry has a dark sense of humor….or maybe his name is Henry Meinholtz and this is one big coincidence…or maybe he likes to touch little kids..fact is this is AMERICA, and if you dont like it paint a canadians symbol on your face and head on up to Canada, tell Bryan Adams I said Go Fuck Yourself
Fuck, between finding out yesterday what ‘snelgrove sniper’ was referring to and ‘henry meinholz’ today, i’ve gotta say… there are some sick motherfuckers on this site!
Awful writing.
Dr. V,
What were you banned for?
Alabama,
I’m pretty sure I know this is America. I’m not disputing this shitbags right to use the name. You are allowed to be a shitbag in the US. I just want everyone to know what a shitbag this fucking loser is. Your fed up with me pointing it out 3 times. I get sick everytime I read that kids username when he posts.
‘dark sense of humor’ I would say that naming yourself after someone who raped and killed a 13 year old girl isn’t humorous at all.
Eric Martins is one old fat looking 35 year old motherfucker
“Dr. Van Nostrand said:”
Just for the record. I am somewhat against murdering, well excessive murdering at least, kind of.
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
I said it this morning and I’ll say it again this afternoon…
Nothing says I am trying to get my life together like a dick sucking add on Criaglist.
http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2009/04/17/shooting_victim_had_tried_to_leave_tough_past_behind/
Dakota Fanning for the next Wake Up…
Cpt K–
I was banned for writing ‘today’s smokewhow is weak.’ fucking ludicrous considering all the shit that gets written on here. I think EP may have just needed to change his tampon that day or something… but whatever, i’m back.
I thought this was pretty interesting…
http://www.themoscowtimes.com/article/1292/42/376242.htm
canada has already apologized for bryan adams on many occasions.
CAN I FINISH?! CAN I FINISH?!
ok im finished.
I have heard lots of people getting banned for saying minor things about smokeshows. Thats pretty ghey to get banned for shit like that
How pathetic is Snoop on Sportcenter?
yeah, seriously. oh, and i gave the first lady and her sister a chili rainbow back in college… but that was years ago man, let it go!
Meinholz was killed in prison.
Tell the whole story next time.
He also got pummeled with human feces on day 1 of his trip to the pokey. He and Padre Gegan got what they deserved.
No doubt.
One day your acting like the moral compass of a fucking internet blog, the next day you’re getting, sliced the fuck up in prison.
KInd of a stretch calling someone who is disgusted by someone paying homage to a murderous pedafile, playing ‘moral compass.’
Martins, who is a Cub Scout den leader and whose son is in the Scouts, left for a Boy Scout trip to Disney World in Florida after the election
Interesting Timeline.. EP….
Vacation = Frolicing with boy scouts in Disney..
Great picture.
Ding dong.
“Sir, I have some questions for you…….”
“I have no comment”
“But sir, the people want to know….”
“I said ‘no comment’”
“But sir….”
Door opens.
“Suck me beautiful. That’s my comment.”