Tampa , Florida - Tasha Johnson and Markeith’s fairy tale themed wedding featured a horse and carriage. The ceremony was held Sunday at an oceanside gazebo at The Rusty Pelican restaurant located at 2425 Rocky Point Drive in the Rocky Point district of Tampa. Workers at the venue even say the event was stunning and everyone was having a good time. By all accounts it was the perfect unforgettable wedding but some guests are wishing they could forget what happened during the reception that caused the whole thing to look more like a scene right out of the JerrySpringer show. Tampa Police say around 9 p.m. during the reception one guest became upset when the groom started tossing money onto the dance floor for the children to scoop up. The groom and his brother confronted the guest and asked him to leave. Tempers flared and some pushing and shoving took place. Some of the wedding guests chose sides and that led to an all out brawl that spilled out into the parking lot. Investigators say nearly 40 people were involved. The fighting ruined the reception and some of the guests and wedding party members headed to their hotel nearby where the fighting erupted all over again in the parking lot of the Marriott Residence Inn which is located at 4312 Boy Scout Boulevard. A woman put the groom’s 74 year old grandmother, Mary Wright in a choke hold. Wright told 10 Connects that she was trying to calm down the crowd and tell them not to fight on such a special occasion. She says that’s when her attacker said “I’m going to have to choke you out.” According to detectives one of the wedding guests called a relative to come over and get involved in the brawl. Malcolm Hepburn who wasn’t a wedding guest showed up and started beating up the groom’s father in the hotel parking lot according to police. Tampa police arrested Hepburn who they say was armed with a stolen gun and investigators say they have identified the female accused of attacking the groom’s grandmother. If captured she will face criminal charges.

Ho hum just another typical Florida wedding huh?  Anyway I can’t stop laughing about the bitch who told Grandma that she was “going to have to choke her out” for trying to stop the fight and then proceeds to put her in a sleeper hold. I haven’t heard anybody call their shot like that since Larry Bird told Xavier McDaniel exactly where he was going to catch the inbound pass and how he was going to shoot it right in his face. Like that’s how you know somebody is playing for keeps. They tell you exactly what they are going to do and then they do it. Although I will admit I’m confused how the police say she’ll face criminal charges “if captured”. What does that mean if captured? Wasn’t she on the guest list? Like you have all her info so just go arrest her? Or is she on the lamb or something? Or maybe they’re just scared of her? I guess I don’t blame them.

PS – I know what everybody is thinking right now.  How the fuck did I just equate a lady getting choked out at a wedding with Larry Bird burying a shot in the X Man’s face and make it work so flawlessly.    Well the answer is I don’t know how I do it.    Shit just comes to me in a vision.    Like I black out and then when I wake up the blog is already written and even I’m amazed by it.   I think it’s what bloggers and athletes refer to as being in the zone.