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Parentdish – Brendan Adams’ mother didn’t want him to play middle school football. She was afraid he might get hurt. Wait a minute. Brendan is almost 7-feet-5-inches tall — the tallest teenager on the planet, according to the Guinness Book of World Records. And she’s worried about him getting hurt? The sad irony is it took a lot of work to get Brendan on the gridiron. “I can’t run anymore,” he told KXLY, the ABC affiliate in Spokane.”I can’t be active as I used to be.” Arthritis, another consequence of his height, makes it hard for him to run and jump. “There’s not a whole lot he can do,” his coach, Kevin Wetzel, told the TV station. “If you want him to get some action, you have to be creative.”The neat thing is that there is no middle schooler who can jump as high as Brendan can hold up his arms. So the team devised a play just for him. All he has do is go about five yards out, hold up his arms and catch a loft from the quarterback. His teammates call it their “secret weapon.”

This has to be the worst coach in the history of football. You got a 7 foot 5 stud on your team and you can’t figure out how to get him the ball? Are you shitting me? Yeah I know he can’t run and if he gets tackled he may bleed to death but still. I mean what about your jumbo package? Who is going to stop this kid on 4th and short situations on a QB sneak. All he has to do is take the snap and reach the ball across the plane. Fucking unstoppable. Or how about a fade pass in the endzone? Just have your QB throw it as high as he can and let this Al Toon motherfucker walk under it. Can’t figure out how to use him? I haven’t heard something that ridicoulous since Lou Gorman asked what would the Sox do with Willie McGee?