Mr. Kraft Killing It On His New Dime Piece’s Audition Tape (This Will Be Viral Tomorrow)
(Casting Audition for the movie Interns or The Internship or The Intern or some shit like that)
If there’s a limit to what Mr. Kraft can do, we haven’t yet discovered what it is. He’s a modern day Midas. Everything he touches turns to gold. Businessman. Philanthropist. Champion. Real estate mogul. Leader of men. Lover of beautiful women. And now we can add: Dancer. Actor. Tough guy. It’s like anything he wants to hit he hits. First we see him with the lovely Ricki at a Celtics game, now he’s using his limitless talents to get her acting gigs. And if his past success is any indication, she’ll be thanking him from the podium when she wins the Best Actress Oscar next year. And based on this performance, I wouldn’t bet against him winning one himself.
The only thing I’m struggling with is Mr. Kraft has given us TWO slogans for the 2012 Patriots. And I can’t decide which one I’d rather have replace the “MHK” patch on the uniforms:
“Nut Up or Move On”, or
“Fuck You, Pussy!”
Either way we win. Because Mr. Kraft is the only man in America having a better summer than Gronk. @JerryThornton1
Mira is rolling over in her grave
I cannot comprehend what I just watched. But “Fuck you, pussy” FTW.
This looks like the beginning of a porno
They make a great couple.
Ugh..way to throw away your entire reputation and turn yourself into a complete joke Mr. Kraft.
I can’t picture Wellington Mara or George Halas doing this. Â Must be a new era of NFL owners.
Smithers, any chance you’ll be committing suicide any time soon?
Is that Rollergirl?
Wow that chick is fucking gross.
“Fuck you pussy”? And now Kraft has become a complete fucking tool, just like his new pet gronk.
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So much for a classy organization.
Otis nailed it. I also cannot comprehend what I just watched.
Pimpinnnnnn
Jesus Kraft Mira is barely cold.
far from a dime
get yours Bobby, get at it!!
I was expecting Brock landers and chest Rockwell to bust in at any moment.
That was just awkward
Kraft you’re a billionaire with a wife (who died from cancer) who hasnt even been dead for a full year yet…im not gonna knock banging younger broads but keep it the fuck under wraps and with your money you can find much hotter girls than this…take todays smoke for example
Embarrassing. So is the sport coat/jeans look on a man his age.
Wait, is that the NFL logo you can see behind the green screen in the segment of that (incomprehensible) video? Is Kraft doing auditions with this horrendous girl down in the Patriots press room?
for those of you whining that MK hasn’t been gone long enough, do you honestly think that BK wasn’t tapping pieces on the side when she was alive? I wager she knew all about it too. As long as he kept it quiet she didn’t care.
Still waiting for Bruschi to deliver a large sausage from Papa Gino’s…
outstanding acting by all parties…next stop cinemax after dark
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what can’t kraft do???????
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BEAT THE GIANTS IN A SUPER BOWL! 18-1 MOTHAFUKASSSSSS, and there’s no catchphrase for super bowl 46 but remember that one too bitches!
Why am I unable to view this? Has Kraft gotten this thing pulled already?
And this is gross. So disrespectful to Myra. At least keep it out of the public eye.
hey hardo- better get those Nut up or move on teeshirts before Savers beats you to it
Myra just turned over in her grave and wants to chop his dick off.
So she’s auditioning for a lapdancer ?  that’ll be a stretch……………kidding
Keep it classy Bob
as if non Patriots fans needed more reasons to hate the Patriots… our owner is a dirty old man banging gold diggers.
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Portnoy: Completely off topic, but You may as well retire the smokeshow of the day blog. Jessica can’t be beat. That being said I’m hiding in a shrub up in Durham as I type this waiting to kidnap her
(rearAd=hilarious mental pic)
Mrs.Kraft musta gave him her blessing to move on asap.
He’s such a classy guy, he wouldn’t disrespect her or the boy’s if this wasn’t Ok…
That said…ITS Fuckin Awesome to hear Kraft say that shit!!
They will paint a sign w/those slogan’s it and the player’s will tap it before they go out to the field…Play like a champion today , SO NUT Up Or Move On ,Fuckin Pussy’s !” …….I love it!
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Is this a record for most comments ever on a Jerry post?
I think they should replace MHK with POA.
The black hooker that tried to extort her john and was then silenced by the judge has YET to reveal the name of the john. She better act quick if she wants to get any money from her story. Any minute now, we are going to find out Bob Kraft is hitting everything but the 3rd rail onthe orange line.
jerry is a trader, went on 98.5 today, wow no WEEI?
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people saying this is dirty and classless need to shut the fuck up. Â what a bunch of uptight pussies
Her left funbag is about a cup size bigger than her right. Â Plus, she couldn’t act her way out of a paper bag.
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She belongs in porn. Â Or at least, low-budged Skinemax flicks.
if you havent seen the” Nerd beats up black dude” video..its hilarious!!
omestic violence is wrong….bitches aint worth hitting…
I like seeing any bully get his ass wooped.
The white boy looks like Andy Samberg vs. Rampage Jackson!
Its a lesson
or getting hit by Andy Samberg….
Must SEE!!!
myras body is still radiating heat..what a rich cocksucker
^^^^ the only reason it’s still radiating heat is the chemo that didn’t work
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