Former Smokeshow And Cover Model On Real World Cancun
You know you’re getting old when you don’t even watch the Real World anymore. I mean I haven’t watched it since like the Miz was on it. But last night I tuned in for the premiere of Real World Cancun for one reason and one reason alone. Barstool former smokeshow and former cover model Emily Fitzpatrick is on the show. Naturally she looked hot because she his hot, but I got to say I was supremely disappointed in the show. I mean how can you do Real World Cancun and not have like everybody fucking their brains out on the first show? I was expecting this to be like Real World Vegas on steroids. No such luck. Maybe that’s why I don’t watch it anymore? It has nothing to do with me being old and everything to do with the show sucking now. The only remotely funny part was in the opening credits when this kid CJ describes himself as a NFL free agent punter and how awesome it is because he’s not tied down to one team. Haha. Dude you’re not in some bar picking up chicks. You’re on MTV. I understand what it means to be an NFL player. You and your 36 yard punt average ain’t it.
Christian Koeggel, former UMass punter, the smokeshow, and some douche from Lawrence are all on this season. MTV loves its massholes.
Either it was him or a substitute punter i once saw play, literally punted it 20-25 yards. I was about to go ask the couch if he wanted some help, either from me or my grandmother.
well massholes make for high drama, loud talking, and awkward drunk speechs…..oh wait Joey was from the Chi my bad….
» Bruschimancrush said: { Jun 25, 2009 – 04:06:52 }
Are you sure it was the couch and not the recliner?
can’t wait she is smoking hot will not miss one of these episodes set the tivo http://www.CTSportsPicks.com
Was not aware people over 16 watched this show, especially males. Frightening.
The part that pisses me off about the Real World, or any reality show, is that these people are just doing it because they think it puts them one step closer to making it in Hollywood. And it doesn’t. In two months no one will know who these people are.
The coincidence is that the Punter is going to nail your Smokeshow/Cover model… probably around episode 4.
whoa Fitz is the man, he doesnt watch MTV, Poser
Who the fuck watches mtv?
and he swears on the internet, look out on landsdowne
hey cock smooch when does laguna beach return?
HA, this kid punted at UMass when I was there. Free agent huh? Doesn’t it only count if you actually play for a team?
I wanna punch that douche in his stupid mouth. Technically we are all NFL free agents. Any NBA team can sign me too.
» CLCR76 said: { Jun 25, 2009 – 05:06:49 }
The part that pisses me off about the Real World, or any reality show, is that these people are just doing it because they think it puts them one step closer to making it in Hollywood. And it doesn’t. In two months no one will know who these people are.
Not entirely true. Look at all the retards that keep showing up on the RW/Road Rules challenges. Some of them are 40 years old!
Maybe the best line ever written here –
” I understand what it means to be an NFL player. ”
What?
How?
Too funny
Yeah he was at umass when I was there. Real nice punting average of under 40 yards