Foul Ball Guy Up To His Usual Tricks This Time Trying To Catch Ball Dropped From Helicopter In Lowell
I feel like the Fratellis in Goonies when they are sticking Chunk’s hand in the blender and he is telling his life story and finally one of the Fratellis says “I think I’m starting to like this kid” That’s how I’m starting to feel about Foul Ball Guy. Like he is so far off the reservation it’s not even funny. Just catching foul balls one minute, telling people to watch their elbows the next and then failing miserably trying to catch a fly ball from a helicopter. I actually wouldn’t mind watching a reality TV show on this bro. Like what does he do with his life? How is it possible that he’s at a different fucking game in a different city every night? How did he convince Lowell that this was a good idea? Does he have any friends? Or is he just a nomad traveling from city to city chasing down foul balls. He’s just a fascinating dude. A man who has literally dedicated his life to catching baseballs and seemingly does nothing else with his life. Who is the guy behind the guy?