Feb. 18) — Police in Memphis, Tenn., arrested four people after a fight broke out during a kids’ birthday party at a Chuck E. Cheese restaurant. It began with a dispute Saturday between two families at a photo booth, police said. A girl waiting in line complained about how long the family in the booth was taking, police and witnesses said. “My sister and little brother were taking pictures,” Juaneka Key told WREG-TV. “The girl said, ‘Dang, how long y’all gonna be?’” Key, 18, had come to the restaurant to celebrate her 2-year-old daughter’s birthday. Key’s stepfather, Terrence Dickerson, responded by punching the girl in the face, sparking a melee that sent other parents and their children scrambling to get out of the way of the escalating fight, police said.

I wanted to make fun of this story, but let he who Is without sin cast the first stone. Because as ashamed as I am to admit this an almost identical scene played out at my wedding. As I already told people a few months ago we bought a photo booth for our reception and it was wildly popular. However what I didn’t mention at the time was that it also almost caused a fist fight. One of the First Lady’s relatives, who I had never met, was hogging the shit out of it. I was waiting patiently in line when I finally had enough and said “Dang, let’s move it grandpa.” Next thing I knew fists were flying everywhere. It was an us vs. them type situation. It got ugly. Luckily the band saw what was happening and started played the Hora immediately which got everything moving in the right direction again. After all anybody who knows anything about old jews know they can’t resist the Hora. Seriously if Hitler was playing that song in Germany he could have saved a shit ton of money on rounding everybody up. They would have just come to him dancing in a circle with bells on.