8.4 @rwmulvey: @stoolpresidente what do you think the avg. BAC was last night for the rant line? 2.5? 3.0?
Just deposited money into a new Citizens ATM. MIND BLOWN
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Nick Saban On Being Called The Devil: “It’s Terribly Disappointing” Am I the only one with tears in my eyes regarding this quote.
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As far as I can tell this lady is trying to find ways to get people to stop putting negative energy in her because when she gets mad she causes earthquakes and she’s really trying to stop doing that? Is that about right? Either way you got to respect how she respects the buzzer. Like crazy or not the second that thing went off she shut her trap.
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I couldn’t stop laughing at the porcupine part, this is too funny
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Another Obama Supporter………shocker…….vote along with her Pres you fuking retard.
Look at the nice Hawaiian shirted silhouette.
I love the reactions of the people behind her…. the dude in the suit struggling to keep from hysterically laughing , the guy on the right face palming and looking like he stepped in shit and then the white guy in the middle who looks like this is just business as usual, NO fucks given from that guy!
“this that and whatever” wheres my shirt ?
Ability to summon earthquakes = porcupine quills. I need to see this ghetto superpower movie and I can’t wait another second for it!
She is talking about how Pikachu comes to life when she is sleeping with her Pokemon sheets and eats all her cream cheese in the middle of the night.
I heard “Obama,” “da Erf,” and “Erfquakes.”
To make a long story short this bitch be causing the quakes in our community, granted that testimony about her be false testimony, but the quakes and tremors have gots to stop.
She’s obviously one of those magical negros that you see in the movies. Like Michael Clarke Duncan in the Green Mile. On a side note, are there no apostrophes in the ghetto? It’s they’re not they.
Kentucky Fried Chicken and Kool Aid bitches
Was this a ghetto filibuster?
or whatever
Why don’t you just ask that wanna be nigga MO to sum it up for ya?
Al Roker is laughing his balls off in the background over there.
No wonder Obama got elected.
LMAO!! The old dude behind her to her right is just like “LAWD have mercy!”
“Unfortunately” “Ladies” “Obama” and “Earth”. So I am assuming Obama wants to unfortunately bang all the ladies on the earth? Is that bad for Mrs. Obama? Do I get a shirt for solving this like a Scoobie Doo mystery?
I think she said she wanted to get her balloon knot stuffed and that unfortunately, even for the big black man stuffing her, it would still be equivalent to tossing a penny into a wishing well and that when said big black man was done pummeling her fat ass, she would fart and it would cause world wide tremors. At least that’s what I heard!
I dont see what the big deal is. She sounds like every other slut I’ve ever met in my life. It’s all white noise. The old black cop/security/whatever the fuck he is behind her knows what I’m talking about. He’s the real story here, if you watch closely he has a very intense internal struggle trying to decide whether putting up with listening to that horseshit over an Applebee’s dinner is worth it to get in that ass.
p.s. I don’t know whether horseshit is supposed to be a closed compound noun, but it should be so I made it that way. Sometimes you have to write by the rules of morality and fuck grammar.
guy on right ‘Bitch..is youz crazy?”
God hates the government so he gave her the power to create erfquakes because some white lady denied her a welfare check and the court has her kids. Another 30 seconds and she would have taken credit for fukashima erfquake. Its all quite simply black lady logic.
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Enluzement, once again showing that the comment section is where the best writing is done on this blog..oh yeah btw..FIRE NEIL!
ummm… what?
btw, i tried “erf” on words with friends once, and it said it wasnt a word! so i was like, whaaaa?
then i was all hellz no! then i was like whuterrrr. you know wha im sayinnnn?
@JeffreyJenks – “Look at the nice Hawaiian shirted silhouette.” holy shit, when i saw what you were talking about i fell out of my fucking chair laughing. now my co-workers think i’m retarded like kneel.
Floppy beat me to it, but seriously, what the hell is Al Roker doing there?
Maxine Waters filibustering like a champ!!
Love it how the the black guy behind her to the left is cracking up and the white dude is just sitting there stone faced. Probably afraid if he even smirks he’ll cause an earthquake and get called a racist.
Translation: “Yeaaahhh dem earfquakes, mmm I did dat shit. Some trick at my work done slept wit my ex-man, and I went and I dropped her sawry ass to da pavement. And Her bigass made all dem earfquakes you was talkin bout. Quaked da earf an whatever . Shoutout to mah boy Obama, finna doin his thang out there, bein’ real n shyt. One nation under gawd.”
She calss out God at the end. :….. )
I like her message
what the fuck would you even do with your hands? I’d look like will ferrel in taldega nights “not sure what to do with my hands right now..” unless it occurred to me to grab some tit but I’m not sure my sexual improv game is that polished.
Omfg ppl like this allowed to vote! Yo Jewbag u liberal fuck, how could you vote for Obama after watching the Obama deception
WOAH WOAH WOAH, i think i can figure this story out but first whats the “EERF” mean in that she’s causing eeerfquacks on this EERF.
Now that we know the cause of the recent quakes maybe Obama would be so kind as to extradict her to Iran. It is the humanitarian thing to do.
we need a split screen of the two black guys(bottom right and left.)
Is she wearing khaki overalls?
In other news, did anybody hear the jackis sitting behind the plate at the Sox tonight? Guy was so loud you could clearly hear what he was saying word for word. “Hey Mike Trout, I like salmon!” Apparently there was a stand up comedian in Fenway tonight and no one knew it. BTW Sox suck.
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shes a wizard, end of story…also, you people who write more than 3 lines worth of shit on ANY barstool blog need a hobby because you have too strong of an opinion on this stuff, no one cares what you have to say
Nice wig.
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