Free Hat To Whoever Can Figure Out What The Fuck Just Happened

they shit the bed you motherfucker. give me my fucking hat. papelbon can suck on mariano’s cock.

O’s just took a duckboat, told the Sox to bend over, slipped it right in their assholes.

papelbon signed his contract with the yankees

The best bullpen in the game was due for a game like this. You still would have figured they could have hung on, but shit happens.

due for giving up 10 runs in their last at two at bats? the nationals bullpen couldn’t do that, but whatever helps you sleep at night douchebag

What the fuck was that????????????

Please guys…. the curse has still not lifted… this is a sigh of things to come

What helps me sleep at night is knowing that the Sox are still the best team in the AL, and tomorrow Beckett will throw a complete game 3-hitter.

I think the Red Sox were looking at those Sarah Palin pictures during the rain delay and just couldnt handle it when they got back onto the field….its ok lot more games to go

Bukkake on Heidi had their minds in the gutter

Okajima should have been pulled way before he was

What we had here, was failure to HOLD A 9 RUN LEAD vs. the worst fuckin team in the AL east.. Some of the best teams just cant hold on, so you get what we had here today.. BULLSHIT!

Salazar said “squeal like a pig!”

Great game

Ahhh yes the curse is starting to kick in. Must be the pennant that i buried under the seats. I already told you mother fuckers

lmao this every orioles fan right now
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uGNllqWKxxk

A loss like this happens once every 20 years which is the last time the Sox coughed up a 9 run lead. It goes down as one loss in the standings and that’s all it is.

Shit like this happens. Masterson left one up in the zone, and shit rolled from there. It’s one game out of 162, if the lost 5-4, no one would say boo. In the end, it doesn’t really matter how you lose.

Move on.

No, I have no fucking idea what the hell happened. They threw every relief pitcher they had at these guys short of Calvin Schirraldi & Bob Stanley, and between Masterson, Okajima, Delcarmen, and Paplebon, they couldn’t stop ‘em.

The ground must have been white in Baltimore because the Orioles kept coming and coming.

you can tell fuckboston has a lot of friends…..

BREAKING NEWS

DEDHAM — Two drivers were taken to hospitals with possible injuries after a Chevrolet Astro van was struck by a Chevy Silverado pickup truck, causing the Astro to spin into a Honda Odyssey minivan, police said.

Not THE ASTRO VAN…

Tito fucked up. In the top of the 5th he should have told the guys to swing at anything so that they could get back onto the field and put the O’s out and it would have been a complete game. Ya gotta seal the deal. Maybe someone should smash him upside the head a few dozen time with a baseball bat.

papelshmear got steeltoed in the grundle.

We are gonna make the playoffs … Fact
Lester, Beckett, Penny, Smoltz … Dominate 7 game series … Fact

a rain delay. that’s what happened, sox came out a different team after the wait.

Bikini model is hiding her face like crazy, did you pull those pics off Craigslist?

I think she’s hot but the incognito hot body pictures/no face are suspect.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN MIRACLES!!! YES!!!!!

the wheels came off….

» CptKballs said: { Jul 1, 2009 – 08:07:37 }

Real talk

HEY FUCKBOSTON,

How about u goe suck a fat black cock and when ur done be sure to swallow the gravy. If i ever got a look at you on the street i would heat up a skewer and stick it in your little penis hole. ur prolly some peice of shit jewbag from new york. go back to fucking bagels and mozah balls, keep your fucking opinions to urself. i would facefuck your mother so hard my dick would shoot out through the back of her head and then i wud stick it in her ass until she screamed bloody murder. i sincerely wish death upon you and hope it is a slow, painful and miserable way to go, you think Auschwitz was bad? wait till you get a load of Tarian BITCH….Like maybe we could shove you in a wood-chipper feet first at about a rate of one inch per hour so i could savor all the subtleties of your wonderful demise

Ummm, wow?

EP…don’t act like you don’t know what happened….you sold yourself out with the gay newyork.barstoolsports.com idea! The Red Sox replied by tanking a game…This was your warning…It can only get worse from here…Block out the thoughts of a reunion hug with Johnny Damon and don’t ever bring it up again…

Tarian, don’t hold back – tell FB how you really feel.

why do you think there are no face shots? clearly not up to par.. sorry but its true

Tarian–Solid Rant. Fuck FB!

I’ve said it before…Papelbon is still a top-tier closer, but he just hasn’t looked as sharp as the last couple years. Too many baserunners (1.38 WHIP) allowed. He’s already walked 17 batters in only 34 IP, compared to only 8 BB in 64 IP last season. I’m worried about him come September…

Tarian has a small ween

NYinBoston said: { Jul 1, 2009 – 09:07:57 }
Tarian has a small ween

anyone who uses the word ween = must be NY fan, closet case…do us a favor NY go off yourself

I agree FB can die…but there are plenty of Puerto Ricans, Africans, Muslims, Slants and Italians left in new York too. The Jew shit was a bit rough……oy vey? I mean, did Youkalis and Epsein convert? How about Warner and Kapstein?

Seriously though, it was bad crab cakes in the clubhouse sent as sabotage.l

Gosh, the Sox could’ve really used Heathcliff Slocumb last night. I knew that Varitek/Lowe-for-Slocumb trade would come back to haunt the Sox.

The hilarious thing is that we can probably have four or five more games like that and STILL win the Division. Red Sox will win the A.L. East while the Yankees can continue enjoying their stupid ‘New’ stadium that no one can afford to go to.

still lead the league in attendance without filling those “seats”

Can’t wait until Barstool NY is launched so all Skanks fans can go there instead and message each other who they would rather blow Jeter or A-Roid.

It’s called, the Red Sox are smart for not signing Paps to a huge deal. Is it just me or has he been brutal for about a month or so now. Always guys on base and not hitting his spots. His cheese is less cheesy than ever before. Maybe his bullets are running out.

Masterson will be the closer for this team at some point. Maybe not this year, but in the next year or so (last night’s performance aside).

Can’t wait til El Pres starts selling Jeter t-shirts online to make “stacks”

tarian09 said: { Jul 1, 2009 – 08:07:12 }

You need serious help. (and not just with your attempts at humor)

I was as shocked as anyone when I woke up and found out the score. Pretty messed up. But the positive is that Smoltz pitched great when he was in, and that is more important to the big picture than a one time abomination by the pen.

“HEY FUCKBOSTON,

How about u goe suck a fat black cock and when ur done be sure to swallow the gravy. If i ever got a look at you on the street i would heat up a skewer and stick it in your little penis hole. ur prolly some peice of shit jewbag from new york. go back to fucking bagels and mozah balls, keep your fucking opinions to urself. i would facefuck your mother so hard my dick would shoot out through the back of her head and then i wud stick it in her ass until she screamed bloody murder. i sincerely wish death upon you and hope it is a slow, painful and miserable way to go, you think Auschwitz was bad? wait till you get a load of Tarian BITCH….Like maybe we could shove you in a wood-chipper feet first at about a rate of one inch per hour so i could savor all the subtleties of your wonderful demise”

Like i said, people from Boston are racist. Shitty fucking city man. The Departed sucked

you wanna know what happened? Tek came outta the game. Seriously look, when Tek came out from behind the plate, the bullpen got rocked… now give me my hat

i can’t wait for NYC stool too buddy!! of course i’m still going to come here and rip on boston…way too much fun.

Can’t wait for you Bostonians to get jealous of the NYC stool like you are of everything else NY. Little shitty college town that no one cares about. Stop migrating to NY please, you’re cheapening our fair city.

JCorn–loves the cock

Exodus Tyson said: { Jul 1, 2009 – 10:07:01 }
JCorn–loves the cock

Clever. You come up with that on your own?

jcorn is a fraud … he isn’t from nyc

Angel, I didn’t, I saw him blow your father

Exodus Tyson said: { Jul 1, 2009 – 10:07:49 }

WHy would you be watching two guys blow each other? Let me guess, you were jerking off in the corner but didn’t want to participate “because that would be gay”.

Papelbon is an ass-clown

touche Angel…I set that one up for you

PattyB – You’re right, i’m from Albany (aka might as well be Boston). But I’ve lived in Manhattan/Brooklyn since Jan05 and am never leaving. You see, that’s what people do when they’re from a podunk college town (like boston), when you graduate college you move on. Did you go to college?

Let me guess, you’re that dude who gets in fights every weekend outside of the same 3 bars because you have so much sexual frustration after getting denied by the same 19 year old girls year after year because you’re an old loser (McConahay from Dazed and Confused), he’s probably your hero. He was cool when we were younger, but it’s not cool to BE him when you get older.

Now go get drunk, get turned down, get in a fight and release that frustration.

Pattyb

you would think someone is lying about being from nyc cause its fucking great
when someone tells me they’re from boston i just feel bad

Yes, that was a major collapse by a 1st place AL team against a last place AL team…
… but it also was just one game.

It wasn’t a series lost to the Worst Team in the MAJORS (Nats) which the Yankees have done already this season.

And it DAMN SURE wasn’t the worst POST SEASON COLLAPSE IN ALL OF BASEBALL HISTORY like in 2004…
… we all kno what happened there.

So ok, there’s a soft spot in the armor…
… still got 6 other pitcher to dominate, still got a better bullpen, still got the MVP, still got the dominant center fielder, still got a surging Spanish Father…

… all that’s left is my hat!!

jcorn … i am the classy, goodlooking guy that your wife visits when she tells you she is going away on business. Tell her to start jogging … starting to get a little chubby. Thanks

ET, it’s ok if you’re gay. Now go polish your rollerblades.

*pollish

Good looking, classy + Patty from Boston = HUGE oxymoron

do you know what oxymoron means?

(if you have to look it up, that answers my other question on whether or not you went to college)

jcorn … Your wife tells me you are hung like a chipmunk.

That is a simile

El, it must have been all those roaring O’s fans at the game. Team clearly got behind the huge crowd, and they were able to come back to win. Those fans should get the 26th man award right now. Send my hat to me anytime.

P.S. There’s an awful lot of homophobia on this site. This site should be perfect for NY. Boom you’re roasted NY.

Ill tell you what happened. Papelbon is no longer as dominant as he used to be, case in point, every time he comes in it is no longer automatic like he used to be. And to be honest i lost all respect for him when he said he would go to the yankees, thats worse then selling weed out of a mcnugget box or shitting on born in the USA. Cue the Daniel Bard duckboat, and get that guy in. Papelbon is outa here, off to NY probably

Petition against an NY stool, id rather see one in LA, or how bout detroit theres plenty of fucked up shit to talk about there

really creative Torian…. you must’ve had a terrible childhood

angel wanna try spelling again?

NY sucks = fact.
What team has an active player throw out the first pitch at the game? GAY you guys will be passed by the rays pretty soon then you homos will come back here bitchin about somethin else.

Jcorn81:

“Good looking, classy + Patty from Boston = HUGE oxymoron”
that’s cute…but a little forced… work on your “disses”

and I’ll tell you what us bostonians aren’t jealous of: you’re everyday life:

“of course i’m still going to come here and rip on boston…way too much fun.”

maybe it’s time you hit up the club scene….unless fun is living on another city’s sports blog to vent your anger/ jealousy

No Homo..It rained…everyone whos ever watched a damn movie or enrolled in one of those damn film classes knows that rain symbolizes change…sucks that it had to be the biggest come-back against the sox since 1989 but shit it rained…i saw it comin a mile away so my hat size is 7, 1/4 ship it!!

It’s YOUR not you’re. idiots…