PARIS (AFP) — Burglars have stolen a laptop containing family photographs of French first lady Carla Bruni-Sarkozy (seen above with the Obamas and her French President Husband) from the home of one of her relatives, officials said on Tuesday. The break-in took place at the weekend at the Paris home of Julien Enthoven, whose brother Raphael is the father of Bruni’s seven-year-old son Aurelien, said a police official close to the investigation. The thieves smashed a window to slip into the apartment, making off with a laptop containing the pictures, as well as a digital camera. Police are investigating the incident. In Spain on Tuesday accompanying President Nicolas Sarkozy on a state visit, Bruni-Sarkozy signed a series of deals for her cultural foundation, created in April, to work with youths from underprivileged backgrounds in fashion and the arts.

As someone who can often be seen in a “France Sucks” shirt, UB has to give it to the Frogs on this one. Except for maybe Jackie Kennedy, has there ever been an American First Lady that would be able to sell copy one of a sex tape? Meanwhile over the pond they got a first lady who not only fucks on film but who had a previous career as a topless model. Look, do yourselves a favor France, overnight UB a copy and we’ll subtract it from your war debt…