Frustrated Pats Fan Goes All Hulkamania During Jets Game

You know how like SNL and Funny or Die and pretty much every other comedy place on the planet always tries to imitate Massholes? Well this is why they stand no chance. Because nobody can recreate this dude. It’s impossible. I mean I almost thought this was scripted but it’s too good to be scripted. His buddy wearing the Sox shirt. The Budweiser Pats sign. The haircut. The Irish flag. The workout pants. The hairy chest. The lost cell phone. The fact he doesn’t seem remotely phased that he just went Hulkamania on his shirt. This is what being a Masshole is all about. This guy is me. This guy is you. This guy is 97% of the people who live in Boston and I love him for it.

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» Dale Sturtevant said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:06 }

this had to have been in , Revere or Saugus right?

» Areushittingme said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:52 }

that was hilarious! plus I agree with him the ref missed that call! Awesome.

» Weve Got Bush said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:37 }

spot on I’ve seen this scene re-enacted at least 25 times in the last 10 years through countless pats/sox/bruins/celtics playoff runs..

» Mark Price said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:51 }

who films their buddies watching a game? so he would have done the whole song and dance sans camera? fake!

» BOSTONBRUINSHOCKEY said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:21 }

Shit was classic. Dale- And I doubt it was in Revere or Saugus because of the Irish kid and the Irish flag. Maybe if there was a blowout and an Italian flag I could agree with you, maybe even a Puerto Rican flag but not Irish. Im not sayin there isnt any Irish up north but that shit was South Shore

» jumboman72 said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:27 }

worst accent ever

» Weve Got Bush said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:35 }

WTF is with the 3 way gang bang going on in the comments section on nyc barstool?

» Dale Sturtevant said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:31 }

boston,
great point. i guess i just see a douchebag and assume saugus or revere.

» ToMuchTime said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:06 }

So you are that fucking annoying, Jesus..I’d rather kill myself than live there

» jacobys arm sleeve said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:08 }

Couple of Irish punks. Obviously the kid lives in his mother’s basement in her triple decker in Dot. Just check out the ceiling tiles and lights.. Just plain STUPID !

» KennethSimsWhipKick said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:32 }

that was pretty much the scene at my house.. except I was wearing a wife beater and I have bigger man boobs….. FAAAAAHHKIN REF!!!YOOOOOO GAAAAHHHTA BE FRIIGGGEN KIDDIN ME REF…

» CptKballs said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:46 }

THREADJACK ALERT, just thought I’d share with you how sad and pathetic the WNBA is:

“The Atlanta Dream shifted their playoff game against Detroit last Friday night from the downtown Philips Arena to the suburban Gwinnett Arena because of a conflict with a “Sesame Street” show.”

http://sports.yahoo.com/wnba/news?slug=ap-sparks-pauleypavilion&prov=ap&type=lgns

» Wicked Mr Pickett said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:45 }

Come on, it’s obvious. Two guys from Burlington or Billerica in their new bachelor pad in Medford or Somerville. Can’t be any other answer.

All of a sudden the Bro Circle at the Giants tailgate doesn’t look so bad, better than a couple of fruits ripping off their shirts and screaming at the TV.

» high ankle sprain said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 01:09:31 }

Quincy…no question.

» 5MinuteMajor said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 02:09:30 }

High Ankle… Quincy, are you sure?

I see the box of fried rice on the table, but they weren’t speaking chinese…

» D Nasty said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 02:09:32 }

The key factor you are all missing… NH license plate on the wall at :12… My guess is like exit 5 Nashua.

» RoidSox said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 03:09:51 }

This is exactly why football is better in the South… What a pathetic attempt at a rant, Ricky’s Rant over the Alabama game dominates this in ever way! Fahkin yankees

» squantum said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 03:09:14 }

Quincy

» kenney4lyfe said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 03:09:06 }

yea i know that kid…..Quincy

» fitz said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 03:09:51 }

lol college football

» Krecji said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 05:09:14 }

absolutely Quincy, notice the wollaston sticker

» glyph said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 06:09:04 }

Haha. I assure you all this is Quincy. The one and only Shawn “Eddie” Brown.

» The-Viking said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 07:09:07 }

What’s to hate…..oh yeah everything.

» tuffnutz said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 08:09:59 }

kid is rocking a sicka north quincy fade, but could be upper class rockland, barneys like that prob get smashed at the varsity club all nite long

» nagelsucks said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 08:09:35 }

Can someone explain to me why everyone in New England loves the Patriots but doesn’t give two shits about college football. Every idiot I’ve talked to in person can’t put together a legitimate explanation.

Any time the Patriots lose the fans should look at that picture of Belichick with his bling and stop their bitching.

» pedies lazer show said: { Sep 23, 2009 - 10:09:17 }

why is dark out if theyre watching a 1 oclock game?

» parkway07 said: { Sep 24, 2009 - 02:09:06 }

No one cares about college football up here because there are no good taems. BC Schedules easy non conference matchups early on and gets ranked in the top 25. They then go on to face real in conference competition towards the end of the season and get smacked. And they are the only nationally followed program we have. Nobody is going to go out and support a team like UMASS UNH or URI unless they are alums.

» pcraig11 said: { Sep 24, 2009 - 09:09:34 }

Keep the shirt on, and word for word identical to my reaction on the same play last sunday.

» jenniferd10 said: { Sep 24, 2009 - 04:09:40 }

For all you know-it-alls that attempted to guess where he’s from, I will confirm he’s from Quincy and that its 100% real. If you knew the lengthy list of things this kid has done off the cuff, you wouldn’t even consider this out of the ordinary. He’s a one man show!

» sportsmans_dubble said: { Sep 24, 2009 - 10:09:09 }

El Pres: regarding your choise of wedding music?
Sorry, man. I agree with the future Mrs.
These choises SUCK CANAL WATER.
Your fiance obviously has SOME taste, which begs the obvious question…nah, I’ll let it go.

» CapeCodNative said: { Sep 25, 2009 - 12:09:25 }

this was awesome

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